Just for fun, what would write on the warning signs, here are some to start with ;
Wild lions and tigers in the carriageway, do not approach or stop in the hard shoulder to take pictures.
Mavis and George, please return home, you have left the gas cooker on.
Driver in the VW Beetle, do not pick your nose while driving.
Harry Monk, your canal boat has been towed away for non payment of mooring fees.
Warning, naked rambler in lane three.
Slow down, Mini Micra having a tyre changed 64 miles ahead, three lanes closed for safety reasons.
Jim, I know you are having an affair, your dinner is in the dog.
Harry Monk, your canal boat has been towed away for non payment of mooring fees.
Love it !! - no offence Harry
28 vehicles ran out of fuel in this section of motorway in March.
Check your tyres, low tyre pressure is a killer.
Truckers Tizer on offer, only 99 p.
Flying abroad this summer,Pilots Pop only
£ 2.99 per litre.Due to loo ban for pilots.
Slow down, Mini Micra having a tyre changed 64 miles ahead, three lanes closed for safety reasons.
I’m sure they have these type even now.
Road Clear For the next 10 hours
tamarman:
Road Clear For the next 10 hours
now your dreaming
gantry not in use.
Do not read this sign
Proceed no further in this lane. This means YOU mr Audi driver
Expect delays. Dont know where or when,just expect them
Roadworks ahead. Caution. Men leaning on shovels,sitting in vans and talking on mobile phones for next 10 miles
Ive won the lottery. I quit. Have a good day at work losers!
Warning. HGV parked on hard shoulder. Not broken down,hes ran out of hours
There may be trouble ahead. Lets face the music and dance
Will you marry me?
Pete,bring in milk. Its your turn
Lanes 1,2 and 3 closed for no reason other than because we can. Expect delays
George Wilson,your wife is sleeping with your brother,your dog ate your winning lottery ticket and your 15 yr old daughters pregnant. But it could be worse. My wife made me spam sandwiches. I hate spam
Animals on road, circus convoy overturned.
Zebras in hard shoulder, lions in lane one,tigers in lane two, elephants in lane three.
Please close vehicle Windows.
Parents , do not feed your children to the animals.
Theres been an accident on the opposite carriageway. Please be sure to slow down and stare at it so you create a traffic jam behind you
For whorehouse - exit next junction & follow your instincts.
DVSA ahead - exit next junction to avoid.
No clean shower facilities for next 860 miles.
Loooooooooong delays inevitable.
Roadworks ahead - disruption possible until May 2093.
Warning. ; Oncoming vehicle.
Warning. ; Unqualified swans not passed their pilot exams , landing on the motorway.
Advice : If you don’t get a move on, you will miss The Herald.
Slow down, man with a limp in hard shoulder, wearing a Bluetooth, approach with caution, clothing from the 70,s covered in fifth wheel grease.
Has a mullet and toured with Madge and U2.
FOR SALE, : Two tickets for the Costa Concordia islands tour,Rock bashers cruise 2016.
BREAKING NEWS. ; Harry Monk paid for parking.
Update. : Man with limp now spotted going other way with a hiviz super glued on.
Saw two gantry signs on the M6 recently, ‘Drug driving costs lives’ and soon after ‘Slow down, smoke’. Make your mind up please!