I will start with an old man on an even older moped playing the trumpet on the road from Salamanca to the border in Spain near Portugal.
Then there is the bag pipe player that practices in a field in the UK.
Someone laughing at Bruce Forsythe.
Suntanned car washers in Banbury, dressed as Red Indians, playing (term used loosely) pan pipes with dance music playing off a stereo.
Stranger still, someone bought a cd off them.
The Four P’s Mucker;Peruvian Pan Pipe Players.That was me buying their CD.
I use it to scare the cat from next door.
Dressed as pheasants,im still chuckling at that description.
Some of Toby’s posts 
A pair of Whippet dogs wearing shoes and socks being walked in Middleton Manchester.
toby1234abc:
A pair of Whippet dogs wearing shoes and socks being walked in Middleton Manchester.
It sounds like they were Hush Puppies. 
People smiling coming out of Warwick Castle. I thought being robbed wasn’t a pleasant experience?
Muckaway:
People smiling coming out of Warwick Castle. I thought being robbed wasn’t a pleasant experience?
you coming out of wales smiling now that’s robbery 
nick2008:
Muckaway:
People smiling coming out of Warwick Castle. I thought being robbed wasn’t a pleasant experience?you coming out of wales smiling now that’s robbery
It means I’m finished though. 
My ex wife with a smile on her face not wanting to argue , 
Being paid mininum wage to drive a £100,000 truck with a one million pound load.
Go figure.
Burger flippers earn more.
Paisley lorry park,
A very fat naked couple jammed in a Jennings sleeper
that bust off the back of the cab and got trapped
against the cab and the body.
I believe there was some vigorous rumpy pumpy involved. 
oatcake1967:
Paisley lorry park,
A very fat naked couple jammed in a Jennings sleeper
that bust off the back of the cab and got trapped
against the cab and the body.I believe there was some vigorous rumpy pumpy involved.
Whats a jennings sleeper oatcake 
Company Bonus Clerk…only once in 16 years
seth 70:
oatcake1967:
Paisley lorry park,
A very fat naked couple jammed in a Jennings sleeper
that bust off the back of the cab and got trapped
against the cab and the body.I believe there was some vigorous rumpy pumpy involved.
Whats a jennings sleeper oatcake
google.co.uk/search?q=jenni … 3&ie=UTF-8
There ya go.
It was an after market add on for day cabs a bit like a letterbox
pop riveted on the back of the cab…luxury