Saw a matrix sign on the A1 Leeming Bar roadworks…" Drive carefully, my mum works here".
Well, thats another box ticked by Human Resources and I don`t feel in the least patronised.!
Must say I never saw her, or I suppose she could`ve been disguised as a big fat tattooed bloke with sunglasses, a beer gut and builders bum driving a dumper truck.
Even when you have got a full tank of fuel,when u see [check your fuel]on the matrix you allways look at the gauge 
I noticed that sign coming home on Saturday, it made I 
Better than the usual ‘have you checked your tyres’ type crap, of course I have and they’re there otherwise the rims would make a hell of a noise 
cheekymonkey:
Saw a matrix sign on the A1 Leeming Bar roadworks…" Drive carefully, my mum works here".Well, thats another box ticked by Human Resources and I don`t feel in the least patronised.!
Must say I never saw her, or I suppose she could`ve been disguised as a big fat tattooed bloke with sunglasses, a beer gut and builders bum driving a dumper truck.
You won’t see her.
She’s in the kitchen doing the teas, cooking the food and washing the blokes’ shirts! 
seth 70:
Even when you have got a full tank of fuel,when u see [check your fuel]on the matrix you allways look at the gauge
Yes but the geniuses always display that on the first matrix after the services.
I passed through there yesterday and saw the same sign. Unsurprisingly I didn’t see her, or anybody’s Dad for that matter. In fact I saw not one person working there, much the same as every time I pass through tbh.
DaiDap:
seth 70:
Even when you have got a full tank of fuel,when u see [check your fuel]on the matrix you allways look at the gaugeYes but the geniuses always display that on the first matrix after the services.
The check your fuel signs were in the middle of the roadworks on the m62,no hard shoulder and no msa near by,its a bit late then 
raymundo:
I noticed that sign coming home on Saturday, it made I
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