More migrants... in a FROZEN LOAD!

AndrewG:
Aunt Bessies crispy migrants- pre heat oven to 190 degrees, place migrants on a baking tray and cook for 30 mins turning halfway through, make sure migrant is cooked through and juices run clear before eating…

Dont be stupid…

You forgot the salt.

AndrewG:
Re the migrants…there sitting by the roadside is the UK’s next batch of car valeters…

Agree, and everybody who takes their car to a boarded up petrol station to be scratched by these filthy scumbags encourages more to come. Our local sainsburys has kicked them out thankfully, I always ignored them whenever I got the “carwash bosh” except when they hassled my Mrs when she was heavily pregnant. They got told a nice loud effoff bosh for their efforts.
Dog turd on my shoes, the lot of 'em.

bald bloke:

AndrewG:
Aunt Bessies crispy migrants- pre heat oven to 190 degrees, place migrants on a baking tray and cook for 30 mins turning halfway through, make sure migrant is cooked through and juices run clear before eating…

Dont be stupid…

You forgot the salt.

You’re forgetting, they’d been basting in France for at least the last 6 months, surely some of the French saltiness would have rubbed off on them by now?

AndrewG:
Aunt Bessies crispy migrants- pre heat oven to 190 degrees, place migrants on a baking tray and cook for 30 mins turning halfway through, make sure migrant is cooked through and juices run clear before eating…

:laughing:

thank god for more ‘migrants’ :smiley:

fed up of queueing up to get my car washed at the local migrant hole :cry: :wink:

SEDriver:
Yup… what a place to “Chill out”. I think the driver should be prosecuted as there is absolutely no excuse with a fridge box. A solid padlock or container lock would have seen this avoided.

Just because you are able to think, doesn’t mean you should.

We had a new folding wall trailer come through the tunnel lat Ocober, all padlocked, no obvious marks on the trailer, drivers did the checks, found 18 of the bar stewards on the back.

Doesn’t matter how much you lock it, if you have the right amount of money, you can be in. Those Muppets you see jumping from bridges onto the roof of a trailer and climbing on unsecured trailers in queues have no money. Those with money employ traffickers who have locksmiths, welders all manner of relevant trades on the books.

Police interviewed my drivers for four hours and determined that they had done all they could to prevent them getting on and that was that, no fines.

I heard on the news that the lorry came from Holland and the locks etc were all intact at Clacket, which led them to believe that they got in whilst it was being loaded.

Wind the temp down to -35, lock the trailer, and drive around for a couple of days. See how many of the vermin survive then. :imp:

Doesn’t really matter however, because for every 1 that dies trying to make it, 100 will get through. They will not be put off until something drastic happens from our Government. Shoot to kill springs to mind…

Ken.

GORDON 50:
I heard on the news that the lorry came from Holland and the locks etc were all intact at Clacket, which led them to believe that they got in whilst it was being loaded.

Ours was empty and locked when it was tipped mid France. The drivers were obviously present and it was at a secure site where they off loaded.

carryfast-yeti:

AndrewG:
Aunt Bessies crispy migrants- pre heat oven to 190 degrees, place migrants on a baking tray and cook for 30 mins turning halfway through, make sure migrant is cooked through and juices run clear before eating…

:laughing:

thank god for more ‘migrants’ :smiley:

fed up of queueing up to get my car washed at the local migrant hole :cry: :wink:

…and what a scam THAT is for the taxpayer. Take 20 migrants, and have one single job paying 40 hour per week on minimum wage job that they ALL share.
In actual fact, they only get paid a fraction of that - and on the payslip hey presto - 30 hours per week paid around £8500 pa appears which - guess what- qualifies each person even without kids for the maximum of working tax credit. That’s three-figures per week. That’s more than they “earn” doing the car wash work. It would cost the firm too much money to employ actual 20 people on 20 lots of wages though - hence why they are sharing the job, and spreading those hours out so they qualify for the “30 hours per week” max tax credit top up level. Then there’s the housing benefit, council tax credit, free NHS, access to our nightclubs & women, and they in turn give us full access to Tuberculosis and I predict that Leprosy is going to start appearing in this country very soon now.

Four months on from the Brexit vote - and it’s as if after the declaration of war upon Germany in 1939 - we continue letting Hitler’s Henchmen come over here as they please, because “mobilization takes time”… FFS you can’t make this up!

Les Shoes:

SEDriver:
I think the driver should be prosecuted

I think you shouldn’t breed

:unamused:

albion:

SEDriver:
Yup… what a place to “Chill out”. I think the driver should be prosecuted as there is absolutely no excuse with a fridge box. A solid padlock or container lock would have seen this avoided.

Just because you are able to think, doesn’t mean you should.

We had a new folding wall trailer come through the tunnel lat Ocober, all padlocked, no obvious marks on the trailer, drivers did the checks, found 18 of the bar stewards on the back.

Doesn’t matter how much you lock it, if you have the right amount of money, you can be in. Those Muppets you see jumping from bridges onto the roof of a trailer and climbing on unsecured trailers in queues have no money. Those with money employ traffickers who have locksmiths, welders all manner of relevant trades on the books.

Police interviewed my drivers for four hours and determined that they had done all they could to prevent them getting on and that was that, no fines.

Yeah, maybe I worded it a bit wrong…

IF there was no seals or locks on the trailer and he sailed through the port without checking his load, - THEN - he deserves to be fined.

I really don’t see why they can’t be 100% secured, I am always told not to park up within 1 hour of Calais, ALWAYS have a container lock/solid padlocks on the back doors and always check at regular intervals. I even had to fill out a form detailing all my checks and precautions to prevent clandestine’s… all to cover my arris.

With a fridge, one of these would have seen these morons stuck in France for a few more hours. (If it fits the trailer, if not, something similar or some solid locks)
(Not these ones but similar)

OBVIOUSLY, if it was a curtain sider with entry through the roof / a superglued TIR cord or similar, then I can understand why someone may not have noticed, but a fridge is so easy to secure, its a joke that people don’t secure them, especially with the way Calais is at the moment/has been for the last few years. I would like to think I would pick up on a superglued TIR cord/seal because we are told to look out for it and give them a good tug at regular intervals :laughing: :laughing:

Ultimately it is down to the driver to complete his/her checks and I think it’s very difficult to claim that anyone other than the driver is responsible for this, these people could have died if he hadn’t decided to stop for a coffee/■■■■ and it could have all been avoided by checking his vehicle or securing his back doors properly.

Unfortunately you can get past one of the bulldog locks pictured in minutes.
It’s not the chancers in Calais that are a problem for fridges, it’s the people traffickers operating an hour or more from the port you have to be aware of.

Liquid nitrogen trailers would solve the problem.

Tony R:
Liquid nitrogen trailers would solve the problem.

^^^^^

+1

Quinny:
They will not be put off until something drastic happens from our Government. Shoot to kill springs to mind…

Ken.

No need to shoot people when just the simple idea of summary automatic repatriation/deportation to place of origin is what’s needed.Bearing in mind simple DNA tests can establish that.

Carryfast:

Quinny:
They will not be put off until something drastic happens from our Government. Shoot to kill springs to mind…

Ken.

No need to shoot people when just the simple idea of summary automatic repatriation/deportation to place of origin is what’s needed.Bearing in mind simple DNA tests can establish that.

DNA tests or finger print matter not, if the authorities aren’t prepared to act. I remember listening to a BBC world service report last year, from a royal navy vessel in the Med, one of the stories that pricked up my ears was about some migrant, who when they finger printed on the vessel, was already in the UK data base, which means he’d already made it to the UK once, and been chucked out, so the Royal Navy drop him off in Italy, where no doubt he was going to start making his way back up to Calais, its just madness. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

eddie snax:

Carryfast:

Quinny:
They will not be put off until something drastic happens from our Government. Shoot to kill springs to mind…

Ken.

No need to shoot people when just the simple idea of summary automatic repatriation/deportation to place of origin is what’s needed.Bearing in mind simple DNA tests can establish that.

DNA tests or finger print matter not, if the authorities aren’t prepared to act. I remember listening to a BBC world service report last year, from a royal navy vessel in the Med, one of the stories that pricked up my ears was about some migrant, who when they finger printed on the vessel, was already in the UK data base, which means he’d already made it to the UK once, and been chucked out, so the Royal Navy drop him off in Italy, where no doubt he was going to start making his way back up to Calais, its just madness. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

That was the point.It’s got nothing to do with the situation in Calais or ‘how’ they get here.The problem is that the government are actually creating the problem by at worse helping them to get here.Or at best telling them if they can get in they can stay.

Carryfast:

eddie snax:

Carryfast:
No need to shoot people when just the simple idea of summary automatic repatriation/deportation to place of origin is what’s needed.Bearing in mind simple DNA tests can establish that.

DNA tests or finger print matter not, if the authorities aren’t prepared to act. I remember listening to a BBC world service report last year, from a royal navy vessel in the Med, one of the stories that pricked up my ears was about some migrant, who when they finger printed on the vessel, was already in the UK data base, which means he’d already made it to the UK once, and been chucked out, so the Royal Navy drop him off in Italy, where no doubt he was going to start making his way back up to Calais, its just madness. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

That was the point.It’s got nothing to do with the situation in Calais or ‘how’ they get here.The problem is that the government are actually creating the problem by at worse helping them to get here.Or at best telling them if they can get in they can stay.

I know, I wasn’t disagreeing with you CF, but suggesting that without a government will to act nothing will change, so its pointless worrying about the original home of these economic Migrants as that is what 99% are, when no one in power seems to have the back bone to get tough. Lets face it, Theresa May done as little as all the previous Home Secretaries, letting 180000 migrants into this country last year, whom she could have stopped :unamused:

For the record CF I don’t think everthing you say is incorrect, even if You and I have got into some long winded debates, though you do some times get onto a certain path, that you will not be swayed from, even though its against the prevailing weight of experiences being posted at the time :wink:

tommy t:
all are fighting age males

I love when that phrase gets used.
Its almost like you expect them to set up camps in the woods of the lake district, start a guerilla movement, don camoflage, brandish ak47s, and try to turn the streets of Dudley into something resembling Medillion of the 1980s, before getting a visit from Ross Kemp to interview them for “extreme world”

The-Snowman:

tommy t:
all are fighting age males

I love when that phrase gets used.
Its almost like you expect them to set up camps in the woods of the lake district, start a guerilla movement, don camoflage, brandish ak47s, and try to turn the streets of Dudley into something resembling Medillion of the 1980s, before getting a visit from Ross Kemp to interview them for “extreme world”

I think he probably means, why don’t they stay in their homelands, and take up arms to protect the ones they love, of coarse that wont come with a benefits chegue and a nice flat in Dudley :unamused:

Though that obviously comes with the hazard of death, but then we know that because of all the British troops who laid down their lives to protect the one that the migrants left behind :unamused: