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Joe says to Paddy: “Close your curtains the next time you’re making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.”
Paddy says: “Well the joke’s on them stupid because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.” -
Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, “Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?” Paddy says, “Well me and Mary haven’t been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something ■■■■ to a tractor.”
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The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million
tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they’re going to drill for their own oil. -
Paddy says to Mick - I’m ready for a holiday, only this year I’m going to
do it a bit different.
Three years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.
Two years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.
Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant.
Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?.
Paddy replies, - I’ll take her with me!
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Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on a Friday this year”… Mick says
“Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.” -
Paddy’s in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. “Did you find the
shampoo?” Paddy says, “Yes but it’s for dry hair and I’ve just wet mine.”