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Part Way Through Day 3, Tuesday, San Giulliano Milanese - Bonneville

This diary begins not at the start of the trip but halfway through, at the point where I’ve reloaded and about to start on the journey home.

I left Luton on Sunday and it was almost a repeat of last week’s job, apart from having two drops near Paris yesterday instead of the one last week. This morning I did a delivery at St. Quentin Fallavier, near Lyon, and arrived in San Giulliano Milanese on the southeast corner of Milan at 15:00. After delivering here I loaded 21 cabinets weighing 600 Kgs each. These are unpacked and on wheels so it took over an hour to protect and secure them in the trailer, it was warm work as the thermometer was flirting with 40ºC. Since Sunday I’ve covered 1309 kilometres and now at 16:30 it’s time to turn round and wind them back in. The Hours Guard shows I have 4 hours and 4 minutes driving time left today and I aim to use that to get back into France before calling it a day. I could go through Switzerland but to do that requires an invoice for the load, so a transit t-form can be raised, but I don’t have one so that option is ruled out.

For once the Tangenzialie round Milan is running freely and before long I’m on the A4 towards Turin, after collecting a ticket from the machine at the peage. There are a lot of road works on this road at the moment with it constantly going from three lanes to two and back again but traffic is light and progress is good. At the A4/A5 junction I take the A5 towards Aosta and Monte Bianco, it’s still warm and sunny although ahead the sky is the colour of slate and rain looks imminent.


On the A4 between Milan and Turin

In need of a caffeine injection I pull into a small services for coffee. I love Italian snack bars with their smell of fresh coffee and the hustle and bustle of organised chaos. The procedure is first to visit the cash desk, order and pay, then take the receipt to the bar counter. This is no time to be British and queue quietly, it’s every man for themselves, hesitate and you will wait forever to be served. I’ve just started on my battle to reach the counter when the door opens and a gorgeous, dark haired, leggy woman, wearing the shortest of skirts enters. Her arrival distracts several of the patrons and taking advantage of their lapse in concentration I’m able to nip in and stake a place at the counter and get my coffee. Gorgeous women are one thing but nothing distracts me from a double espresso.


Coffee time

With the caffeine level back above the safety mark it’s time to get back on the road. As I’m climbing back into the cab there is an enormous rumble of thunder and within a few kilometres the rain is hammering down. Cars are pulling over and parking on the hard shoulder it’s so heavy and within minutes the temperature drops from 35 to 22 degrees. A few kilometres more and the rain stops as I start the climb through the Aosta Valley towards Mont Blanc. Just after the peage at Aosta, €40.10 from Milan, is the control point for the tunnel where I’m given a ticket showing the EURO classification of the truck then it’s onto the final leg of the climb. This isn’t as good as it used to be as the old road has been by-passed and the ascent is through a series of long tunnels, giving no chance to enjoy the scenery. At one point you exit a 3 km tunnel straight onto a 500 metre viaduct, which gives a feeling of hanging in the air, before plunging straight into another 3 km tunnel. The rain is back with a vengeance as I reach the top and pass through the heat detector before paying the €206.30 toll to enter the tunnel.


The Aosta Valley on the way up to the Mont Blanc Tunnel

Travelling from the Italian side to the French the road goes slightly downhill during the 11 km length, the French entrance is at 1274 metres while the Italian entrance is at 1370 metres. Passing through there is nearly 2,500 metres of solid rock above your head. Part way through I cross the border into France, the summit of Mont Blanc lies in France with Italian territory ending 200 metres below the peak. Exiting into France I find it’s raining this side of the mountain as well. The first part of the descent is a 7% slope through a series of hairpins before it flattens out a little before another 7% section, twisting and turning while it hugs the rock face with a sheer drop on the right. This section used to be two way years ago but is only for traffic descending now, the up road is over to the right climbing across the valley on it’s high stilts. With the rain the road surface is very slippery and use of the engine brake is kept to a minimum because with braking force only on one axle it would be easy to lose control. I take it steady despite the French truck hard behind me urging me to go faster, he eventually looses patience and comes hurtling past, still in the no overtaking section, narrowly missing my cab as he does and gesticulating wildly. I respond with the traditional two fingered sign made popular at the Battle of Agincourt.

At the bottom I pass through the peage, €10.60, and join the Autoroute Blanche - The White Motorway, I’m hoping to make the services at Bonneville in the driving time I have left so I can get a shower. It’s a close call but I make it with just 2 minutes driving time left at 20:50.

After making use of the facilities I make a ham salad for supper then watch some TV before turning in and reading for a while before going to sleep.

9 hours 58 minutes driving and 768 kilometres covered.

Day 4, Bonneville - Saint Hilaire Cottes

The rain has gone this morning and blue skies greet me when I get up a little after 07:00. I square the cab away and do the usual morning things before having cereal and coffee for breakfast. I make another cup for the road then check round the truck before getting under way at 08:00.


Parked in Bonneville

The early part of today is mostly downhill, through tunnels and over viaducts. There is another peage, €5.40, then after skirting the Swiss border and Geneva I collect a ticket at the peage barrier at Viry. This ticket will take me all the way to Reims now. A bit further on and I cross the 500 metre long viaduct that soars above the town of Bellegarde, one of the first towns in France to get electric street lighting, then on towards Nantua.


Heading towards Nantua


In the middle distance is Lake Nantua

Beyond Nantua there is a stretch where it is mostly downhill for 36 kilometres, including one ear popping 6% descent that goes on for 5 kilometres. There are several escape lanes on this section should it all go horribly wrong.


An escape lane, something I never want to usel

At Bourg-en-Bresse I leave the A40 and take the A39 towards Dijon where I take the first break of the day at the Dijon-Spoy services with 3 hours 25 showing on the Hours Guard. This services has a small supermarket in it so I do a bit of shopping before getting back on the road.

At Langres I leave the A39 for the A5 towards Troyes. Mid-way between the two towns I pass the exit for Colombey-les-deux-Églises, the home town of Charles de Gaulle. He is buried there and his grave is marked by a 50 metre high Cross of Lorraine, there is one of the brown tourist signs pointing the way from the Autoroute.

At Troyes I pick up the A26 The Autoroute des Anglais which will take me all the way to Calais. I am deep in the Champagne-Ardennes region now, an area which is mainly rolling farmland with vast wheat fields stretching into the distance. Just north of Châlons-sur-Marne the A26 merges with the A4 and they will run together until beyond Riems. Chalon and Reims along with Epernay are the three corners on what is know as the ‘sacred triangle of champagne,’ a mecca for wine lovers.


Rolling through the Champagne Ardennes region

About 20 kilometres along the A26 a GB registered minibus overtakes me and the next minute I am being treated to a double moon by two women in the back seats!!! If they should happen by some small quirk to be reading this can I just say thank you for giving me a laugh and to the woman on the right, you should try a little Clearasil on those cheeks, should clear those spots right up.

With 5:58 on the Hours Guard I call in to the Shell services at Sommesous for my second break and to have a shower. The shower is free on production of a Shell fuel card and it’s just as well because although it is clean there is a strange smell coming from the drains. Sadly my conversational French doesn’t run to Madame, your showers smell like something has died, not once but twice, in there. After the shower a couple of espressos set me up for the final leg today.

A little before Reims is the peage barrier at Tassy where it cost me €126.80 then the motorway dives straight through the middle of the town passing the world famous 13th century cathedral, Notre-Dame de Reims. This is where the Kings of France used to be crowned and has been the site of 25 coronations including that of Charles VII in 1429 attended by the Maid of Orleans, Joan of Arc.

Beyond Reims the A4 and A26 split again, the A4 towards Paris and the A26 to Calais and about 260 kilometres from Calais is the peage. Taking the ticket I settle back into the seat, fasten the seatbelt back on and pull away. The i-shift auto box flicks quickly and smoothly up through the gears, 3rd, 5th, 8th, 10th, 11th, 12th and at 87km/h I set the cruise control. I don’t touch the pedals again for nearly 200 kilometres, a couple of times the engine brake is needed to check the speed on a couple of descents then it’s only a matter of flicking resume on the cruise control, so I settle into the seat adjust the music and the a/c and enjoy being a steering wheel attendant for a while. The scenery is just rolling farmland although passing the town of St. Quentin the skyline is dominated by it’s massive 13th century Gothic Basilica.

At the last services before Calais I call it a day at 18:40, 60 kilometres is about as close as I want to park to Calais given the problems with unwanted passengers. I do chicken in leek sauce, mashed potato and broccoli for tea then spend some time on the laptop before heading for bed.

9 hours 22 minutes driving and 801 kilometres covered.

Day 5, Saint Hilaire Cottes - Luton

After checking round the truck and trailer carefully this morning, including opening the back and the side lockers to make sure I hadn’t acquired any unwanted guests during the night, I’m on the road by 04:00 for the short run into Calais, broken only by the peage at Saint Omer where I part with another €47.20. I could do with getting diesel as the low warning light has just started nagging at me but the Shell in Calais is unmanned and there is no way I am going round there, I might as well stick a ‘Passengers Board Here’ sign on the trailer. I don’t mind using the Shell on the way out so will get fuel on Sunday, I have enough left to get me home and back out.

After passing through the Heartbeat Monitors I get booked on the 06:00, Pride of Dover, and then just after UK Passport Control I get pulled by UK customs for a check in the cab and trailer. I ask the women checking the cab to remove here boots if she is planning on going any further than the driver’s foot well but she says not to worry as she won’t be stepping on my carpet. I don’t step on it in shoes so I am sure I won’t let anyone else, no matter who they are, and customs are usually OK about this if you ask nicely.

It’s a smooth crossing and after breakfast a couple of coffees helps pass the journey and by 06:40 I’m heading out of Dover.


Climbing out of Dover

The M25 is very slow going from the M20 to the foot of Reigate hill where a truck has shed a load of wine onto the carriageway, what a waste. This means I don’t get to Reading until nearly 10:00 but it only takes half an hour to unload the trailer once I arrive.

Then it’s just a matter of dropping the trailer back in Langley, handing the PODs into the office and going home. It was an enjoyable trip but after two Italy’s on the trot I’ll be glad of a change next week when it looks like I’ll be doing Holland and Germany.

5 hours 42 minutes driving and 362 kilometres covered today.

Coffeeholic i havnt had chance to read about your trip yet, but just wondering where about in Reading did you tip?

A place on Basingstoke Road, the old Basingstoke Road, around the corner from Makro.

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: Excellent report once again Neil. Some great photos too.
Neil !!, what camera are you using ■■

Some of the pics are with a 2.3 mega pixel Ricoh digital camera that is about 3 years old and the others are with a mobile phone, a Sharp GX30. In the posts above the pictures of Lake Natnua, The Escape Lane and Climbing out of Dover are taken with the phone the others are the camera.

Nice one (again!) Neil.

On the 12th of June you said people could blame me if no-one was interested in the X.L’s travels… :slight_smile:

I’m still waiting :exclamation: :exclamation:

Cheers,

Niall.

Another great read Neil. Mind you I am not so sure I would have got a coffee, Coffee Vs Goodlooking women in short skirts= no competition! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Niall:
On the 12th of June you said people could blame me if no-one was interested in the X.L’s travels… :slight_smile:

I’m still waiting

Give it time mate. :wink: :smiley: :smiley:

Another fascinating adventure Neil.

I’m beginning to feel the anorak coming out, I’m on here waiting for next weeks already :smiley:

BTW — This week has been a real naff one at work & the couple of times I have remembered your new stickers, some inconsiderate customer type thing has phoned or called in & my memory goes !!

Will make an extra effort to get them out tomorrow 1st class, so hopefully you will get them Sat morning. Sorry m8 :unamused:

Another great read, thanx for putting in the time to get it on Trucknet. Did I spot Mr Betz in there? I think I did :laughing:
One day it might be me puting a tale on here(but not yet!!)

Coffee, I am gonna start lobbing housebricks at you when I see you!!!

I saw you Sunday round near Clacketts again and grimaced when I saw you sat in that traffic this morning!! I flashed yer and all this morning :O(((
According to the radio, that wine was in a box that caught fire!! was carrying two 20’ ones apparrently and that bakc caught alight.

TheBear:
Coffee, I am gonna start lobbing housebricks at you when I see you!!!

You wouldn’t be the first to do that. :wink: :smiley:

Sorry Bear, didn’t see you but I do tend to pay more attention to the traffic on my side of the central reservation than the other. :wink: :smiley: :smiley:

I did keep an eye out for you Sunday because you had said you had seen me the previous week but I must have missed you.

You would have missed me Sunday lol
I was looking at you and you seemed to be sat on one cheek with yer hand doing one of three things

  1. checking your wallet was in your back pocket
  2. having a good stratch
  3. you had ■■■■■■ and was wafting the smell out the window
    you was very nicley stationary when I see you Thursday morning
    :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

1 - No, wallet was in cubby hole on dash.
2 - Possible.
3 - Possible.

:wink: :smiley: :sunglasses:

Neil I don´t know how you do it :laughing: the amount of talent required to make something that to some of us seems so mudane and routine seem so interesting suggests that you have more literary talent than you think :open_mouth: .
Dare I suggest a book ■■?

:smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

Thanks for the kind comments Paul. that is one of the problems, remembering that what is to me just a normal weeks work will be interesting to others. The more routine the run the harder it is to write about but I’m happy to keep plugging away at bthe articles as long as people want to read them.

Book? No I don’t think so.

Speaking as a n00b I really enjoy these reports, not only a top read but
plenty to learn, so long may they continue. You make a difficult job look soooo easy… a true professional.

When I was dead young, I used to do it myself (well, Belgium and holland were my limits cough) in a little 3.5 tonner so the reports bring back some good memories and the more I think about it… plenty of bad ones too!

But Ooof! My word! I felt you let yourself down a tad here…

I respond with the traditional two fingered sign made popular at the Battle of Agincourt.

This is not how to react in a situation like this and you should be setting a better example for us n00bs Mr.Coffee!

Looks like the young whippersnappers could teach the old fogies a thing or two too haha :stuck_out_tongue:

He didn’t even see it as he was past too quickly. :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: