So, my lorry has both aircon and a pod. Therefore as soon as I stop the engine I pop the pod on which keeps the cab wonderfully cool 24 hours a day. All good you may think! BUT, I popped it on last night as usual, full blast, and went to bed. Alas at some point I must have rolled over leading to a blast of ice cold air hitting my neck. Nooooo! Unusual since I have to wrap up tight in my goose down duvet otherwise I get cold. Anyway, I awoke to a slightly stiff neck which is very annoying. So next time you trampers are moaning about no aircon think of the alternative, you too could be having to put up with a very slightly stiff neck today. Most annoying. Most annoying indeed…
Passed you about an hour ago s/bound on the M40,nice looking motor.
Hope you were well ventilated 
Phantom Mark:
Hope you were well ventilated
Don’t need to be, my benzine dashboard never gets hot
Your some ■■■■ taker lol, I like it!!
It’s very easy to be flippant about having a stiff neck, but I urge everyone not to adopt such a cavalier attitude as displayed by Luke. Let me give you a scenario; you’ve completed your delivery, the managing director has shaken your hand after the obligatory tour of the factory, the smiling goods in clerk is ready to hand back your keys and paperwork with his customary flourish, when suddenly you hear a shouted warning! Unfortunately as you’ve slept with your “killer” air con pod switched on which has resulted in a stiff neck you are unable to quickly whip your head from side to side to assess the danger. Even worse for you, the two monkeys from the PG tips advert you earlier noticed driving the pantechnion haven’t properly secured that grand piano they were moving from the seventh floor and it is now hurtling downwards towards you and your soon to be redundant stiff neck!
It’s an outrage I tell you, and I for one will be raising questions regarding this silent killer in our midst!
In the meantime Luke may I suggest you fashion a lean to from old pallets in your cab and spread an old army blanket over them thus reducing the effect of this icy killer?
Either that, or avoid monkeys in trucks.
the maoster:
It’s very easy to be flippant about having a stiff neck, but I urge everyone not to adopt such a cavalier attitude as displayed by Luke. Let me give you a scenario; you’ve completed your delivery, the managing director has shaken your hand after the obligatory tour of the factory, the smiling goods in clerk is ready to hand back your keys and paperwork with his customary flourish, when suddenly you hear a shouted warning! Unfortunately as you’ve slept with your “killer” air con pod switched on which has resulted in a stiff neck you are unable to quickly whip your head from side to side to assess the danger. Even worse for you, the two monkeys from the PG tips advert you earlier noticed driving the pantechnion haven’t properly secured that grand piano they were moving from the seventh floor and it is now hurtling downwards towards you and your soon to be redundant stiff neck!It’s an outrage I tell you, and I for one will be raising questions regarding this silent killer in our midst!
Typical, someone always has to take everything too seriously. Typical
That did make me laugh most heartily
In the meantime Luke may I suggest you fashion a lean to from old pallets in your cab and spread an old army blanket over them thus reducing the effect of this icy killer?
Either that, or avoid monkeys in trucks.
the maoster:
It’s very easy to be flippant about having a stiff neck, but I urge everyone not to adopt such a cavalier attitude as displayed by Luke. Let me give you a scenario; you’ve completed your delivery, the managing director has shaken your hand after the obligatory tour of the factory, the smiling goods in clerk is ready to hand back your keys and paperwork with his customary flourish, when suddenly you hear a shouted warning! Unfortunately as you’ve slept with your “killer” air con pod switched on which has resulted in a stiff neck you are unable to quickly whip your head from side to side to assess the danger. Even worse for you, the two monkeys from the PG tips advert you earlier noticed driving the pantechnion haven’t properly secured that grand piano they were moving from the seventh floor and it is now hurtling downwards towards you and your soon to be redundant stiff neck!It’s an outrage I tell you, and I for one will be raising questions regarding this silent killer in our midst!
In the meantime Luke may I suggest you fashion a lean to from old pallets in your cab and spread an old army blanket over them thus reducing the effect of this icy killer?
Either that, or avoid monkeys in trucks.
I hope you are not driving for a living■■?
Wasted talent if you are unless u combine that talent with monkeys sat in waiting rooms.
the maoster:
It’s very easy to be flippant about having a stiff neck, but I urge everyone not to adopt such a cavalier attitude as displayed by Luke. Let me give you a scenario; you’ve completed your delivery, the managing director has shaken your hand after the obligatory tour of the factory, the smiling goods in clerk is ready to hand back your keys and paperwork with his customary flourish, when suddenly you hear a shouted warning! Unfortunately as you’ve slept with your “killer” air con pod switched on which has resulted in a stiff neck you are unable to quickly whip your head from side to side to assess the danger. Even worse for you, the two monkeys from the PG tips advert you earlier noticed driving the pantechnion haven’t properly secured that grand piano they were moving from the seventh floor and it is now hurtling downwards towards you and your soon to be redundant stiff neck!It’s an outrage I tell you, and I for one will be raising questions regarding this silent killer in our midst!
In the meantime Luke may I suggest you fashion a lean to from old pallets in your cab and spread an old army blanket over them thus reducing the effect of this icy killer?
Either that, or avoid monkeys in trucks.
Quality. Wondered where that was going 
theantbox:
Quality. Wondered where that was going
I’ll let you into a secret; about halfway through so did I. 