it was about 6pm on saturday when i approached the monte blanc tunnel. the security told me to park up until midnight. (holiday season ban).
well this was very unfair, and all the other lorries that were parked up were foreign, i was also low on food. and i also wanted to go home.
so i had a little think, then went to the office, i asked to see the boss and explained that i have an infection that needs to be dealt with in england. so he got in his van, put his flashing lights on and escorted me up the road.
well i was feeling ■■■■■, so i had to get home prety quick. 
mmmmmm
so mont blanc to calais in 4 hours flat
good going
Yes, I was wondering what happened to Sunday.
In what way would it be unfair?
r slicker:
mmmmmm
so mont blanc to calais in 4 hours flat
good going
i went up to luxemberg, parked up, then set off back.
My TomTom gives Cluses to Luxembourg City as 7 hours 13 minutes.
did anybody really expect a normal ordinary type story from the original poster 
glenman:
did anybody really expect a normal ordinary type story from the original poster 
No, from the word “Go” I expected some kind of Fairy Tale and I’m glad to say I wasn’t disappointed!