CAN ADMINS ON THIS FORUM DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE’S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES.
SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR ■■■■■■ FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH IT. IT’S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK WON’T TURN OFF.
dave docwra:
CAN ADMINS ON THIS FORUM DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE’S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES.
SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR ■■■■■■ FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH IT. IT’S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK WON’T TURN OFF.
David
How do you know it isn’t one of the Mods Dave ? 
Bewick.
Bewick:
How do you know it isn’t one of the Mods Dave ?
That may be the equivalent of asking for Lincolnshire sausages in a Carlisle hotel.
I wonder if she was a memmber of the traffic cab Ladies, Just a thougth of course, 
, Regards Larry.
Bewick:
How do you know it isn’t one of the Mods Dave ?I’ll ask her next time we meet up
dave docwra:
CAN ADMINS ON THIS FORUM DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE’S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES.
SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR ■■■■■■ FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH IT. IT’S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK WON’T TURN OFF.
Brilliant… 
Ray
Bewick:
How do you know it isn’t one of the Mods Dave ?
At least I won’t get the blame for it this time.
Lawrence Dunbar:
I wonder if she was a memmber of the traffic cab Ladies, Just a thougth of course,
Those birds who used to frequent Aldgate lorry park and The Red Lion must be either geriatrics or dead now…(anybody remember her in the short skirt known as the ‘old A5’, who spent her weeks getting lifts off drivers all week, from the A5.? No? Just me then. 
)
Still there’s still a good tune to be played on an old fiddle, and nechrophilia is popular in some circles I’m told
I await my pictures.
Carryfast:
Bewick:
How do you know it isn’t one of the Mods Dave ?At least I won’t get the blame for it this time.
You ■■■■■■■■ “CF” it was you who “PM”'d me and told me So now I’ve “grassed” you up it will be you that gets blocked !
Who me ! tell “porkies” never 
Bye Bye “CF” see you on Bullys as that will be the only thread you will be allowed onto ( Hopefully !) from now on ! Cheers Bewick.
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Divulging the content (alleged or otherwise) of a PM is against forum rules.
The “P” stands for PRIVATE! dd.
robroy:
Lawrence Dunbar:
I wonder if she was a memmber of the traffic cab Ladies, Just a thougth of course,Those birds who used to frequent Aldgate lorry park and The Red Lion must be either geriatrics or dead now…(anybody remember her in the short skirt known as the ‘old A5’, who spent her weeks getting lifts off drivers all week, from the A5.? No? Just me then.
Still there’s still a good tune to be played on an old fiddle, and nechrophilia is popular in some circles I’m told
I await my pictures.
Now you tell me “robroy” and here is me thinking everybody’s bell end was like the rose on a watering can. 
Cheers Bewick.
Bewick:
Carryfast:
Bewick:
How do you know it isn’t one of the Mods Dave ?At least I won’t get the blame for it this time.
You [zb] “CF” it was you who “PM”'d me and told me So now I’ve “grassed” you up it will be you that gets blocked !
Who me ! tell “porkies” never
Who would have thought it all that bollox and I still get the blame for it all.
robroy:
Lawrence Dunbar:
I wonder if she was a memmber of the traffic cab Ladies, Just a thougth of course,Those birds who used to frequent Aldgate lorry park and The Red Lion must be either geriatrics or dead now…(anybody remember her in the short skirt known as the ‘old A5’, who spent her weeks getting lifts off drivers all week, from the A5.? No? Just me then.
Or the one known as Keg, because she only drank pints!
Steve
Ste46:
robroy:
Lawrence Dunbar:
I wonder if she was a memmber of the traffic cab Ladies, Just a thougth of course,Those birds who used to frequent Aldgate lorry park and The Red Lion must be either geriatrics or dead now…(anybody remember her in the short skirt known as the ‘old A5’, who spent her weeks getting lifts off drivers all week, from the A5.? No? Just me then.
Or the one known as Keg, because she only drank pints!
Steve
I think you misheard & that’s the same mistake I made, you will find the name was Greg
dave docwra:
Ste46:
robroy:
Lawrence Dunbar:
I wonder if she was a memmber of the traffic cab Ladies, Just a thougth of course,Those birds who used to frequent Aldgate lorry park and The Red Lion must be either geriatrics or dead now…(anybody remember her in the short skirt known as the ‘old A5’, who spent her weeks getting lifts off drivers all week, from the A5.? No? Just me then.
Or the one known as Keg, because she only drank pints!
Steve
I think you misheard & that’s the same mistake I made, you will find the name was Greg
The Moaster has gone suspiciously quiet…
Can’t talk with my mouth full…