I was comeing up to the birtley round about to day and there was a truck with minions on the seat next to him oooooooba funny then that got me thinking any body eles seen anything funny in somebody eles cab ■■ 
Ok , but can you explain to me what a minion is 
Minions are characters from the animated film despicable me. Little yellow things like these [attachment=-1]uploadfromtaptalk1394249366426.jpg[/attachment]
I hope that works
I have one on my dash…He’s called Dave! 
Here he is, with the other travel companion on tour in Germany last week. 
I wouldn’t want that lot in with me 
I have seen giant bears or whatever sitting in the passenger seat,strapped in. But why would you? I haven’t got enough room in the cab as it is.
Used to know of a mobile crane driver with a massive gorilla sat in his passenger seat - hard hat & hi-vis vest on.
Because it was a LH drive crane and the cab was low mounted, used to make a lot of car drivers look twice when they overtook it
That’s his T.M. and office staff out with him, to get experience of how the job is done, this will give them a better understanding of
his everyday problems and will make them better planners and nicer to their drivers… bit like undercover boss, but with muppets…
I thought everyone of us was a minion?
fredthered:
I thought everyone of us was a minion?
+1
Bello Dave!!!
I’m proper into minions they’re ace. Have two or three on the van. Two peeps minions on the windscreen of the lorry (high up encroaching on the screen about two inches)
Two on the dash similar to Vern’s
Me … eh?
Dotty D:
I was comeing up to the birtley round about to day and there was a truck with minions on the seat next to him oooooooba funny then that got me thinking any body eles seen anything funny in somebody eles cab ■■
Not a big fan of school ?
A guy I used to know was bringing a Goshawk from Dumfries down to Manchester, (long story) , now this bird was rather grumpy and the easiest and least stressful way to transport the bird was to have it perch on the seat headrest. Anyway, somehow the bird gets its little leather hat of and promptly attacks the nearest thing it can see, unfortunately this was the back of the drivers head!
So now we have truck sailing down the M6 with driver being attacked by maniacal goshawk. Driver heroically ignores beak, talons, pain and the blood now leaking out of his head and through the cloud of feathers brings vehicle safely to a halt on the hard shoulder before tackling the original “angry bird”.
Wonder what Vosa would have said??
Mine talks proper too…Not like that big yellow bucket!
There is a guy with a giant Homer Simpson, when I say giant I mean life size! Only seen him the once at CJ Laing but someone else must have seen him over the years you can’t miss him.
Can i have a drink out of your bottle ?
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Dotty D:
I was comeing up to the birtley round about to day and there was a truck with minions on the seat next to him oooooooba funny then that got me thinking any body eles seen anything funny in somebody eles cab ■■Not a big fan of school ?
Nothing wrong with my schooling , but after a few too many pints don’t think I did half bad…obviously you didn’t have anything better to do, you sound like my university tutor…didn’t like him much either!!! 
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Dotty D:
I was comeing up to the birtley round about to day and there was a truck with minions on the seat next to him oooooooba funny then that got me thinking any body eles seen anything funny in somebody eles cab ■■Not a big fan of school ?
A driver for George Adams used to have a 4 foot Wiley Coyote on his passenger seat, and a road sweeper driver around Spalding had a full size skeleton cut out on the passenger side of his left hand drive truck - scared the kids and the parents on the school run