sorry if this has been on before but it made me laugh.
yes its been on before but its still pretty funny! 
Been in many times before but not for a while.
Guy on our place many years ago was in hull delivering and he nipped into a shop to see where the delivery point was,came out to find some drunk guy in the drivers seat trying to drive the wagon off,driver had the keys in his pocket…but Mr drunk man mistook the sound of the fridge for a running engine 