haa glad im at home and not making my way back down 
All together now
Wheel Meat again
Drove past that earlier, didnt stop to have a look but appeared to be just one vehicle involved?
VOSA, the police, the driver, and the traffic comissioners will be holding a Meating about this.
i’ll get me coat. 
Probably have to be used as minced meat now.
Wonder if Greggs will have a use for it?
thats just offal
I wonder if he’s got the cold shoulder
my coats already on and I’m leaving the room
Speak up , he`s a bit mutton geoff .
i bet he is in for a butchering off the boss
He’ll probably get the chop like.
The steaks are high in the haulage business these days.
Lot at steak here. Driver might be up for the chop. Seat won’t be empty for long though someone will soon fillet 
i wonder if all concerned in the sorting out of this spill are digging bits of gravel out of there steaks tonight
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
limeyphil:
VOSA, the police, the driver, and the traffic comissioners will be holding a Meating about this.i’ll get me coat.
Big Bev bell will enjoy the spit roast!
First coppers on scene were SCRATCHING there heads
All right you don’t have to make a meal out of it.
you can’t stop the chop.
meat spill on a motorway suppose that could be classed as fast food
Brings a whole new meaning to a “side of beef” 
Anyone wanna buy any meat excuse the bits of gravel and crap in it 