Manflu ?

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Thursday I woke with a sore throat, but I’m a MAN so I just gargled some acid & went off to work like a MAN does. In the afternoon I had a runny nose & sneezed 3x in a row, but I’m a MAN, so I just wiped it away with a sheet of 80grade sandpaper.

All day Friday I was off my food & suffering the mother of all headaches, my nose was red raw & my eyeballs started leaking.

But . . . I’m a MAN, so despite waking up this morning feeling like I’ve had a Friday night out on the ■■■■ with a tribe of gorilla’s, I still felt MAN enough to shrug it off & walk the dog for 5 miles before tackling the multitude of weekend jobs that SWMBO collects for me during the week.

This afternoon I felt my very life blood draining away with every heart beat. I’m going downhill fast.

I’m dying.

I’ve stocked up on Minestrone’ soup, Night Nurse & Deep Heat in every form that they sell it.

I may be gone for sometime !

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Have you tried sucking a Fisherman’s Friend? :wink: :smiley:

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I am so proud of you, well done.

A woman would of buckled at the sore throat stage.

what a MAN

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Last time I suffered from this terrible affliction I had to get the Air Ambulance to take me to work.

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ROG:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0

That is funning ■■■■■

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robroy:
Have you tried sucking a Fisherman’s Friend? :wink: :smiley:

He’s got enough problems with the manflu without coming on to some big hairy-arsed trawlerman too

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Rat67:

robroy:
Have you tried sucking a Fisherman’s Friend? :wink: :smiley:

He’s got enough problems with the manflu without coming on to some big hairy-arsed trawlerman too

Awesome! was gonna proffer a “funny” on a similar note - glad you beat me to it with that vastly superior effort!

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Chas:
Thursday I woke with a sore throat, but I’m a MAN so I just gargled some acid & went off to work like a MAN does. In the afternoon I had a runny nose & sneezed 3x in a row, but I’m a MAN, so I just wiped it away with a sheet of 80grade sandpaper.

All day Friday I was off my food & suffering the mother of all headaches, my nose was red raw & my eyeballs started leaking.

But . . . I’m a MAN, so despite waking up this morning feeling like I’ve had a Friday night out on the ■■■■ with a tribe of gorilla’s, I still felt MAN enough to shrug it off & walk the dog for 5 miles before tackling the multitude of weekend jobs that SWMBO collects for me during the week.

This afternoon I felt my very life blood draining away with every heart beat. I’m going downhill fast.

I’m dying.

I’ve stocked up on Minestrone’ soup, Night Nurse & Deep Heat in every form that they sell it.

I may be gone for sometime !

how will we manage :open_mouth: the captain of industry has got the sniffles :laughing:
we are all doomed :smiley: what a ■■■■■■

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Pffft. What a ■■■■■, I went to work all last week with a broken back AND ebola. People were amazed I was still breathing let alone working. They were even more astounded to find out I had cycled 20 miles and done 2.5 hours of Krav Maga.

If you want some lessons in being a proper man, the sort of man who can laugh when he steps on a 3 pin plug in the night. I’m your man. I will beat you into submission and turn you into the type of man all women dream of being with :smiley:

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chester:
Last time I suffered from this terrible affliction I had to get the Air Ambulance to take me to work.

I must be ill 'cos I’ve just wet myself.

I hope you don’t mind me quoting this when I make ‘the phone call’ on Monday morning ?

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green456:

Chas:
Thursday I woke with a sore throat, but I’m a MAN so I just gargled some acid & went off to work like a MAN does. In the afternoon I had a runny nose & sneezed 3x in a row, but I’m a MAN, so I just wiped it away with a sheet of 80grade sandpaper.

All day Friday I was off my food & suffering the mother of all headaches, my nose was red raw & my eyeballs started leaking.

But . . . I’m a MAN, so despite waking up this morning feeling like I’ve had a Friday night out on the ■■■■ with a tribe of gorilla’s, I still felt MAN enough to shrug it off & walk the dog for 5 miles before tackling the multitude of weekend jobs that SWMBO collects for me during the week.

This afternoon I felt my very life blood draining away with every heart beat. I’m going downhill fast.

I’m dying.

I’ve stocked up on Minestrone’ soup, Night Nurse & Deep Heat in every form that they sell it.

I may be gone for sometime !

how will we manage :open_mouth: the captain of industry has got the sniffles :laughing:
we are all doomed :smiley: what a ■■■■■■

Oh dear, be prepared to be called a sock puppet, or Luke, or both, for daring speak against the mighty Chasly

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daleyboy:
If you want some lessons in being a proper man, the sort of man who can laugh when he steps on a 3 pin plug in the night. I’m your man. I will beat you into submission and turn you into the type of man all women dream of being with :smiley:

Tut tut tut. A proper man is it?

I was laffing my head off the last time I crept down YOUR stairs in the middle of the night after {ZB]'ing YOUR missus & stepped on YOUR 3 pin plug, after tripping over YOUR cat, whilst dodging YOUR dogs ■■■, to reach YOUR supply of Beer in YOUR fridge whilst YOU were out tramping.

Sorry about YOUR [ZB]'ing front window, but I stubbed MY [ZB]'ing] toe on YOUR [ZB]'ing coffee table. :sunglasses:

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Chas:

daleyboy:
If you want some lessons in being a proper man, the sort of man who can laugh when he steps on a 3 pin plug in the night. I’m your man. I will beat you into submission and turn you into the type of man all women dream of being with :smiley:

Tut tut tut. A proper man is it?

I was laffing my head off the last time I crept down YOUR stairs in the middle of the night after {ZB]'ing YOUR missus & stepped on YOUR 3 pin plug, after tripping over YOUR cat, whilst dodging YOUR dogs ■■■, to reach YOUR supply of Beer in YOUR fridge whilst YOU were out tramping.

Sorry about YOUR [ZB]'ing front window, but I stubbed MY [ZB]'ing] toe on YOUR [ZB]'ing coffee table. :sunglasses:

Sorry fella but you weren’t in my house. I don’t have a coffee table. Haha

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Rat67:

robroy:
Have you tried sucking a Fisherman’s Friend? :wink: :smiley:

He’s got enough problems with the manflu without coming on to some big hairy-arsed trawlerman too

Awesome! was gonna proffer a “funny” on a similar note - glad you beat me to it with that vastly superior effort!

Did you both REALLY think I was speaking literally :open_mouth:
I reckon it’s another WOOOSSHH moment :unamused:

Promise to keep the gags simpler next time :wink: :unamused: :smiley:

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robroy:

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Rat67:

robroy:
Have you tried sucking a Fisherman’s Friend? :wink: :smiley:

He’s got enough problems with the manflu without coming on to some big hairy-arsed trawlerman too

Awesome! was gonna proffer a “funny” on a similar note - glad you beat me to it with that vastly superior effort!

Did you both REALLY think I was speaking literally :open_mouth:
I reckon it’s another WOOOSSHH moment :unamused:

Promise to keep the gags simpler next time :wink: :unamused: :smiley:

And obviously my JOKE reply was too much for you on a Saturday night RR :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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U gotta be more lenient for that one robroy - the bait was understandably just too sweet to resist! Sometimes the temptation overrides all reason and rationality. Lay down your Luis Vittons and let it slide!!

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OK lads, I’ll keep setting em up, and you get the laughs :wink: :laughing: :laughing:

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robroy:
OK lads, I’ll keep setting em up, and you get the laughs :wink: :laughing: :laughing:

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: You’re a gent sir

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Rat67:

robroy:
OK lads, I’ll keep setting em up, and you get the laughs :wink: :laughing: :laughing:

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: You’re a gent sir

+1 !!!