Management Speak

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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for Recession.

The food division has been operating with higher than anticipated levels of stock over the summer, as consumer demand for ambient groceries has been more subdued than anticipated by our customers :confused:

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This was probably written by one of those people with a non job, or some spotty little teenager fresh out of business school, they have to do something to justify their existence :unamused:

When I was at TRUCK mag we used to get a lot of press releases from manufacturers and the RHA/FTA etc, they’d send out these glossy 4 page pamphlets full of long words, when all they really said was, for example, we have added a bit of chequer plate to the top of a battery box cover :laughing:

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Nah, this type of management-speak has always been around, witness the Emperor of Japan’s statement of surrender following the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki…

the war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan’s advantage

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Harry Monk:
Nah, this type of management-speak has always been around, witness the Emperor of Japan’s statement of surrender following the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki…

the war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan’s advantage

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I thought his first words were 'What was that [zb]ing bang :open_mouth:

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Wheel Nut:
for Recession.

The food division has been operating with higher than anticipated levels of stock over the summer, as consumer demand for ambient groceries has been more subdued than anticipated by our customers :confused:

Could this be something to do with the practice of eating salads during the summer, which as most people know are a chilled item.

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waddy640:

Wheel Nut:
for Recession.

The food division has been operating with higher than anticipated levels of stock over the summer, as consumer demand for ambient groceries has been more subdued than anticipated by our customers :confused:

Could this be something to do with the practice of eating salads during the summer, which as most people know are a chilled item.

It could, but this came from a company with links to curry :laughing:

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This SOLUTIONS lark gets on my â– â– â– â–  good and proper,overtook an artic a while back, BUSINESS ENCLOSURE SOLUTIONS,it was loaded with cupboards and cabinets.Then a van, CHILDRENS LESUIRE AND RECREATIONAL ENVIROMENT SOLUTIONS,They were on the way to fit some swings and a slide.Personally I"d like to offer those thinking this stuff up an ENAMELED MASTICATION EQUIPMENT REMOVAL SOLUTION.Thats
a punch in the teeth in our language

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europleb:
This SOLUTIONS lark gets on my â– â– â– â–  good and proper,overtook an artic a while back, BUSINESS ENCLOSURE SOLUTIONS,it was loaded with cupboards and cabinets.Then a van, CHILDRENS LESUIRE AND RECREATIONAL ENVIROMENT SOLUTIONS,They were on the way to fit some swings and a slide.Personally I"d like to offer those thinking this stuff up an ENAMELED MASTICATION EQUIPMENT REMOVAL SOLUTION.Thats
a punch in the teeth in our language

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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I like the Brakes rigid I,ve seen a few times on the M25, the sign on the back door has been changed to RAKES FOOD FOR CATS :smiley:

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:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: and probably his last words too newmercman