The MAN dealer from Heathrow came out to me this week and as it was cold, the technician issued a complimentary survival kit. Oh good, whats in it? A little flask of coffee, pack of sandwiches maybe a wooly hat to keep my ears warm. You must be joking!
Opened it, nice little cool bag containing of 330ml bottle of water, 42g bag of Minstrels, 30g choc chip biscuits and a pen to fill in the feedback card where “you (the boss) will be entered into the FREE monthly prize draw to win a MAN gift.”
So then Beanie Haulage (made up name) is in the draw.
I put it next to the wine bottle to show its size.
even one of the thermal cups would have been half nice I’d send it back 
It’s better than a kick in the teeth.
Nice little cool bag that, could squeeze a few lagers in there for real emergencies. I wish I had a Man, all I get is a grunt when a fitter comes out to me and I usually end up getting the coffees…
Stupendous. Does it come with endorsements from Ray Mears and Bear Grylls?
in Scotland if you get stranded during blizzards etc in the mountains,the rescue team come out with ten ■■■■ and a bottle of irn bru…in real bad conditions,they may also bring a denim jacket for you to wear over your t shirt…woofy southerners… 
Dipper_Dave:
I wish I had a Man, …
What you saying Dave
dieseldog999:
in Scotland if you get stranded during blizzards etc in the mountains,the rescue team come out with ten ■■■■ and a bottle of irn bru…in real bad conditions,they may also bring a denim jacket for you to wear over your t shirt…woofy southerners…
T-shirt bloody luxury, down here we only wear a gold Chain round the neck, and rings in the ■■■■■■■. Real MEN. 
aye,but you forgot to mention,thats what you wear in the gay clubs…
dieseldog999:
aye,but you forgot to mention,thats what you wear in the gay clubs…
No its the kilt that we wear in the gay clubs, with an empty porridge box on our heads… 
About the right size to put a spare ECU in, maybe that’s what was meant to be in an MAN survival kit.
Juddian:
About the right size to put a spare ECU in, maybe that’s what was meant to be in an MAN survival kit.
Yeah, the gearbox one lol
nick2008:
Dipper_Dave:
I wish I had a Man, …
Ooops froidian slip … 
Dipper_Dave:
Nice little cool bag that, could squeeze a few lagers in there for real emergencies. I wish I had a Man, all I get is a grunt when a fitter comes out to me and I usually end up getting the coffees…
Now it really is MAN survival kit!
yoyo5:
dieseldog999:
aye,but you forgot to mention,thats what you wear in the gay clubs…
il have to take your word for that as surprisingly enough ive never been in one…touch`e…
A MAN survival kit should be given to women and contain condoms, beer, paracetamol and taxi fare home…have I mixed this up with facebook 