Do you use up the Christmas presents that you did not want, one was a revitalise foam that wakes me up for early starts, it stimulates with the smell of the stuff to get me out the door on a cold morning.
With the dry winter wind, my face gets dry,so the numerous face moisturisers help that.
Dry and cracked hands, with oil and diesel in the grain of the skin, or too lazy to dry your hands.
I do not think they are “feminine” products for a man to use, they make billions a year selling the stuff and the costs of advertising, just because you are a truck driver, why would you get laughed at for using them.
There’s a joke in the title surely with what’s being going on at the BBC.
Not intentional for the title, i only just noticed, lol. 
toby1234abc:
‘… Dry and cracked hands, with oil and diesel in the grain of the skin…’
Surely, (but pickily?) more actively avoiding skin contact with ‘…oil and diesel…’ at source has got to be better than later trying to simply counteract the cosmetic effects of these health jeopardising carcinogens with more chemicals 
Especially if one allows it to become ‘…in the grain of the skin…’ 
Maybe, as well as lucking-in with festive gloop, one should ask the boss at work for Barrier Cream for Christmas 2013