Make your instructions clearer

MY TRIP TO THE GUN STORE

There was a bit of confusion at the gun store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, “Strip down , facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the ATF people about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

…When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a little clearer!