Major accident just adverted

Had a dodgy kebab yesterday then I went into London today, 3 stores central London gridlock.

My god never again… Never been so close to shatting my pants before…

Never having a kebab when I have to work the next day again…

Interesting

I was"touch and go"monday morning.
Backed onto a trailer…and got the 30 second warning.
Trouble is,I was 31 seconds from the toilet.
Trousers down as I entered the cubicle(no time to select a clean one)and just hovered.

Chester would have been proud.