made me chuckle.

just got an email, ive copied it to here for your entertainment…
what should i do ■■?
could this be the opportunity i have waited all my life for ■■

here it is …

A well established company is looking for a new member of Administrative Assistant team across the United Kingdom. In return for providing excellent Asministrative Assistant service, you will get a competitive compensation of up to 30000 GBP plus excellent bonuses, personal pension as well as excellent working environment and personal development.
The ability to handle a variety of tasks simultaneously and to think ahead and anticipate needs before they arise is core to this role. You must be able to juggle conflicting demands, plan ahead to anticipate needs and have proven ability to handle sensitive information with utmost discretion.
Previous experience involving customer interaction (such as customer service) can be beneficial, but we’re simply looking for people that:

Are over 18 years of age and eligible to work in the United Kingdom.
Are willing to work hard and are driven to achieve success.
Have a positive attitude and are generally optimistic.
Want an opportunity to grow personally and professionally.

The company offers training & ongoing guidance and support because each individual’s results contribute to the company’s success as a whole.
For the opportunity to become a real team player and play a fundamental role in the company growth for this well established and innovative corporation, please e-mail us back with your contact details and CV.
Our company without first obtaining their permission.
Sincerely,
Brimmer

Sound plausible enough to me. I’d apply, but I’m waiting for $4000000 to be deposited in my bank account.

Brimmer or Rimmer :laughing: