Mad idea?????

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Of course i love my bum Shrek! Thanks mate.

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:wink:

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Shrek:
Whoooahhh! I just crimped off a proper monster! Had to be dealt with in 2 sections (and both were poking out of the water). Now I know not of any chemical bog…cassette or otherwise, that would be man enough to deal with one of my ogre ■■■’s! Jesus, this thing was SOOOOOO big, it came out with STGO boards, side markers and the HATO’s (traffic wombles) felt the need to cone off 2 lanes and were giving it an ■■■■■■! There’s a small chance it may have been radioactive too.

I wouldn’t want to be sleeping within 10 miles of that bad boy!

pmsl :laughing:

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Shrek:
Whoooahhh! I just crimped off a proper monster! Had to be dealt with in 2 sections (and both were poking out of the water). Now I know not of any chemical bog…cassette or otherwise, that would be man enough to deal with one of my ogre ■■■’s! Jesus, this thing was SOOOOOO big, it came out with STGO boards, side markers and the HATO’s (traffic wombles) felt the need to cone off 2 lanes and were giving it an ■■■■■■! There’s a small chance it may have been radioactive too.

I wouldn’t want to be sleeping within 10 miles of that bad boy!

PMSL :laughing: :laughing:

Sounds like a pair of King Kong’s fingers!

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macplaxton:
Sounds like a pair of King Kong’s fingers!

…had me in stitches :wink:

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Shrek:

macplaxton:
Sounds like a pair of King Kong’s fingers!

…had me in stitches :wink:

So when you goin back in to have yr stitches out?? Maybe you shouldn’t of pushed so hard?? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Shrek:

DAFMAD:
Are you sure you know what you’re talking about ? :unamused:

No mate, I’m as mad as a fish :open_mouth: :stuck_out_tongue:

i can vouch for that. :laughing:

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Mr Vain you any closer to inventing this idea?

i had to use the bin bag in teh washing up bowl method the other weekend and it wasnt a pleasant experience!

for all the clean living folk- yes i bought another washing up bowl.

ps. if you find a washing up bowl in westmore services sticking out of a bin, DO NOT USE IT!

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im still watching dragons den for mr vain to pop up on. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

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Giblsa:
Mr Vain you any closer to inventing this idea?

Its already been invented. You need to buy a unit and make it fit / wire it up.

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An old Irish navvy bloke who worked on the roads educated me once to ‘the slinger’,

1 Road cone, 1 carrier bag placed over/in the bottom (larger end of the cone), turn the cone upside down and sit on it and lay your cable, wipe yer arse, wrap the bag up and sling it over the bushes,
Hence the term slinger :wink:

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Sorry fellas, it’s gonna be a while before i get round to that. I ain’t got time to scratch ma bum let alone start fitting my mobile crapper :sunglasses:

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here you go Mr Vain. The Bumper Dumper!

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Giblsa:
ps. if you find a washing up bowl in westmore services sticking out of a bin, DO NOT USE IT!

…too late :cry:

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Bargain hunting again Shrek? :laughing: :laughing:

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Nothing new use to carry porta loo in the early 90’s and a hand pump shower and curtin to hook up at the nearside door,just in case I got stuck somewhere without washroom or toilets. Remember once just outside Bristol A38 near the airport. Parked up in a layby, put porta loo in the back of the alloy grain trailer, was taking a dump when a double decker bus stopped beside me. needless to say I didn’t make eyescontact with anyone.

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MR VAIN:
Bargain hunting again Shrek? :laughing: :laughing:

:blush:

Yup.