Has anyone seen the light blue Fiat Panda on a morning eastbound between Leeds and Castleford around 0515 - 0530? It’s covered in stickers, two big twigs on the roof and
a little “Michelin Man” with a bulb up his bottom on the front bumper. I guess the geezer driving it likes to chat on the old CB but I don’t have one, I did however get a friendly wave off him this morning.
Its me 
seth 70:
Its me
no it’s not it’s me
I’m Spartacus.
(Pleased to meet you.)
If the driver had a flat cap on and a whippet in the back it was me 
No, no, it must be me, but the whippet is just an illusion.