Ah bad luck getting pulled over by a bear.
Possibly the most plausible,truthful post by ‘the Tramp’,well done,hope it isn’t just momentry ‘paws’ in the pish posting
Oi! Have you got my mints■■?
Cut the crap jokes, I can’t BEAR it.
I just wanna check your seal drive…
Bear-
“don’t tell me. Sat nav. Am I right?”
Just step out of the car sir…
I know trampy POLARised views on here, but that was funny.
“Ey up mate, I’m supposed to meeting some mates in the woods today. Any idea where they are?”
Have you seen my mate Boo Boo?
Having made it across the 62 on thursday morning this cracked me up
Didn’t spot any bears, just a few penguins and a snow leopard.