M5 CLOSED both directions between 12 and 11a police incident all I can see is plods blue lights holding traffic back.
Due to reopen 3:15-3:30 with luck
Hour and a half later and wacky races start and on the north bound the idiots caused a further 4 accidents because of the headless chicken rush 
I shouldn’t laugh, but it is funny [emoji1].
Roads full of Numpties !
Never mind Chaps, schools go back next week, then the real fun starts [emoji57]
Take plenty of books for all the traffic jams.