Police have just confirmed, that a load of snooker balls have fallen from an HGV trailer on the M25.
Cues are expected.
I hope the HA put out a triangle!
TAXI!
Here’s a TIP - keep away. 
If trucks are delayed too long they may have to chalk the ques.
I heard the driver is under a rest
You have all got the wrong end of the stick.
What a Load of Balls !
The perfect snooker.
Closed anti clockwise between junctions 28-27 for ‘accident investigations’ until the afternoon concerning and accident that happened at 07.30 
.So really should have been no problem getting as far as 28 at 11.30 because everyone should be diverting off at that one or any of the other junctions before that.Wrong.It’s mostly northerners going home and east european truck drivers who don’t know any other road down south than the M25 so they’re all going to sit there all day or however long it takes until the law finally decide to re open the motorway. 
So there’s no way of reaching 29 let alone 28 to get off the motorway or get where anyone wants to go in the area so it’s a case of having to sit there all day with them having been caught between there and the tunnel.The resulting jam eventually reaching back across the river into Kent.
Meanwhile while getting that far there’s been another accident in the ‘roadworks’ ( pointless time and money spending excercise ) in Kent/Surrey which has jammed it all up clockwise too.No doubt that’s also the result of foreigners and northerners not wanting to leave the motorway so they’ll just sit and wait for as long as it takes even it’s going to be closed for a week retreiving the wreckage. 
( Wedneseday 17 july was anyone else caught in the zb up ).
As usual it’s a case of don’t be tempted to use the M25 instead of the north circular because however long it might take on a bad day it won’t be as bad as a bad day on the M25. 
Do any drivers turn the radio on to listen to traffic updates.They are like sheep and are happy to join the long queue and all day too.When they could have listened to the advice of where to divert and avoid the delays.
toby1234abc:
Do any drivers turn the radio on to listen to traffic updates.They are like sheep and are happy to join the long queue and all day too.When they could have listened to the advice of where to divert and avoid the delays.
The problem on Wednseday wasn’t that they needed any reports because everyone knew the M25 was closed because it was posted on every the sign around the motorway.Then all they needed to do was to leave the motorway at the junctions before the closure and then use the choice of alternative routes instead of just sitting there waiting for the motorway to re open.
At which point the relevant sign would have been M25 gridlocked anticlockwise through all of Essex because of muppets who want to sit and wait until it’s been reopened because they don’t know how to use any other road when they reach the exits where it’s open before the closure.It’s just that it would need a big sign to fit all the words in.