Lymm Truckwash - please avoid!

Well, jaq_d, was that as good for you as it was for us? :unamused:

Was with her till she said ā€œmy hubby is a driverā€

I thought the only things i had in common with dipper were driving and perversion. Seems i also share another interest. Good man dave.

My wife doesn’t like bbc 6 music. Hope she doesn’t come on here telling you shouldn’t listen to it. Not that any of you would, being truck drivers etc etc.

Actually i doubt Jacqueline is actually married. More likely one of those tubby speccy lesbian types that you wouldn’t want to see on xhamster. I bet she makes her own clothes out of felt.

On a slightly related note…
Anyone interested in a charity calender for next year…

Fill your jodhpurs lads.

Dipper_Dave:
On a slightly related note…
Anyone interested in a charity calender for next year…

Fill your jodhpurs lads.

A fantastic calender. Has Mrs Dipper ever appeared on it [emoji14]

Unfortunately not, I asked her but she said naaaay…

Boomtish

Dipper_Dave:
On a slightly related note…
Anyone interested in a charity calender for next year…

Fill your jodhpurs lads.

I say :open_mouth:

Tally hoes :laughing:

Dipper_Dave:
On a slightly related note…
Anyone interested in a charity calender for next year…

Fill your jodhpurs lads.

Marks out of 10? I’d have to give them all 1… :wink:

Ken.

Forgot to add.

It is my gaffer that tells me to use Lymm or not, so until he gives me the order, then Lymm it is.

Can you imagine if any of the above ladies worked there, what the queues would be like?

Ken.

mdourish:
Maybe change the sport from fox hunting to illegal rapeugee hunting

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FTFY

Bigger concern is they sound like Tory tw@ts.
Never used the wash and will continue to avoid,that’ll learn them

jaq_d:
Hi all…It has recently been brought to my intention…
…Jaq x

ā€œIt has recently been brought to my intentionā€ :unamused: …I had one of those Council planning visits once. Within an hour of the scaffolding going up, some nosy no-life wrinkled-auld oxygen-thieving barsteward two doors down phoned them to check if I had the proper authority to replace the roof of my house.

Only encountered a fox once, I was heading home in the car after a night trunk. Spring of 2012 it was. Head-butted the O/S headlight, its arse swung round and took out the O/S mirror then somehow dented the rear wheel arch. Who do you reckon had to shell out to replace the headlight and mirror?

Why can’t they do Fox-Crossings over her, like they do Deer-Crossings in North America? Surely it would give them a safer route to another field?

Some people liken foxes to terrorists. Your man Corbyn’s in bed with a few. Give him a ring, I’m sure he’d love to hear from you…

Hah, slipped up there Dipperdave, where you said you were ā€œchucked off the horseā€, should that not have been tossed off?.

Sapper

I’m in the ā€˜illegals hunt’ camp. Maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned camp in front of the op.

Used the truck stop for years even when they first started in Warrington washing tankers etc great service and super quick now retired having a dabble in sheep farming with the brother in law in ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  this lady has never seen what The Fox does to new born lambs if the ewe is not just quick on her feet after lambing just carries a new born lamb away the b------s what with carrion crows and Reynard sniffing about the more shot the better so I would say to Jack ā– ā– ā– ā–  out and get some facts right
:stuck_out_tongue:

simon1958:

mdourish:
Maybe change the sport from fox hunting to migrant hunting

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BANG ON THERE SIR!

+1…id even pay for the priveledge.i have no empathy for them whatsoever and always wished in certain ways that adolf hadn’t came second as we wouldn’t be in this mess with them now.no Taliban,no diddycoy macodougalls or gypjops(romany or otherwise),with near empty prisons as a bonus.at the same time,i would hope that anyone involved in fox hunting was shown the same respect as the fox,and torn to shreds by pack of dogs…sauce for the goose and all that…its not about effective fox control,its about hooray henrys plobbing about up their own pretentious asses.nothing more than that.pippa and little timmy getting blooded to join the circle.

dieseldog999:

simon1958:

mdourish:
Maybe change the sport from fox hunting to migrant hunting

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BANG ON THERE SIR!

+1…id even pay for the priveledge.i have no empathy for them whatsoever and always wished in certain ways that adolf hadn’t came second as we wouldn’t be in this mess with them now.no Taliban,no diddycoy macodougalls or gypjops(romany or otherwise),with near empty prisons as a bonus.at the same time,i would hope that anyone involved in fox hunting was shown the same respect as the fox,and torn to shreds by pack of dogs…sauce for the goose and all that…its not about effective fox control,its about hooray henrys plobbing about up their own pretentious asses.nothing more than that.pippa and little timmy getting blooded to join the circle.

Yup.

Can’t see why anyone pays for a truck wash when you can do it at home for free .

Buckleylayabout:
Used the truck stop for years even when they first started in Warrington washing tankers etc great service and super quick now retired having a dabble in sheep farming with the brother in law in ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  this lady has never seen what The Fox does to new born lambs if the ewe is not just quick on her feet after lambing just carries a new born lamb away the b------s what with carrion crows and Reynard sniffing about the more shot the better so I would say to Jack ā– ā– ā– ā–  out and get some facts right
:stuck_out_tongue:

+1