I bet when you ordered it from the catalogue you thought you were getting something like this
Looks more like this than a cowboy hat to me. 
youtube.com/watch?v=T6h_-NX8Z_A 0.30-0.50
Scottish police are looking for a Mexican revolutionary travelling at prison sentence speeds. 
That’s more my style boys 
Don’t tell that Mickey Mouse guy about my driving style though ffs, he called me an idiot just for having my foot on the dash.
Further proof that LGV drivers take their position as professionals very seriously. A dog comes on bragging that he drives a BMW like a ■■■■, and instead of condemning the deplorable driving of the juggernaut pilot, we all decide that the reflection is either Jonny Cash, a Mexican, half of the cast of Smokey and the Bandit, or simply a person with dwarfism.
Love this place.
eagerbeaver:
Further proof that LGV drivers take their position as professionals very seriously. A dog comes on bragging that he drives a BMW like a ■■■■, and instead of condemning the deplorable driving of the juggernaut pilot, we all decide that the reflection is either Jonny Cash, a Mexican, half of the cast of Smokey and the Bandit, or simply a person with dwarfism…
At least the Police now have a useful description and photo fit to work off. We put in the donkey work, they reap the glory.
Tooz:
For those that missed it, here’s the photo fit.
“HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?”
James the cat:
eagerbeaver:
Further proof that LGV drivers take their position as professionals very seriously. A dog comes on bragging that he drives a BMW like a ■■■■, and instead of condemning the deplorable driving of the juggernaut pilot, we all decide that the reflection is either Jonny Cash, a Mexican, half of the cast of Smokey and the Bandit, or simply a person with dwarfism…At least the Police now have a useful description and photo fit to work off. We put in the donkey work, they reap the glory.
looks like another victory for csi trucknet …il away and hand myself in now…and hope for leniency when sentenced…judging from the pic,there going to think im a low down bum… 
eagerbeaver:
Further proof that LGV drivers take their position as professionals very seriously. A dog comes on bragging that he drives a BMW like a ■■■■, and instead of condemning the deplorable driving of the juggernaut pilot, we all decide that the reflection is either Jonny Cash, a Mexican, half of the cast of Smokey and the Bandit, or simply a person with dwarfism.Love this place.
Have you got your serious head on tonight EagerB ? 
Anyway, here’s a clearer pic of him.
(Looks like his horse is pleased to see him btw. )
PMSL. Nah…I do genuinely love this forum at times mate.
Last time I tried to be serious was at court. It didn’t work, I asked the judge if his real hair was worse than his wig.
He didn’t find it funny…although to be fair he perked up a bit when he gave me a fine.
Hate to break it to you mate, but that car’s black 
robroy:
(Looks like his horse is pleased to see him btw.
That some ■■■■■ on that midget horse, almost like a fith leg.
Was this taken on holiday on Blackpool beach diesel?
Where’d you park the German transam? Up by the mini golf was it?
James the cat:
robroy:
(Looks like his horse is pleased to see him btw.
That some ■■■■■ on that midget horse, almost like a fith leg.
That’s what I meant by …His horse being pleased to see him. 
Do try and keep up.
I went on a date a few years back. Went for the full hit, haircut, shave, new shirt from Burton’s and a splash of aftershave. Anyway, turned up at this girls house (on time), and we were just about to head off to town when she said " mmm…you smell nice, what’s that you have on? "
Full of confidence I replied “A hard…but I didn’t realise you could smell it”.
Door got slammed and I haven’t seen her since.
James the cat:
Was this taken on holiday on Blackpool beach diesel?Where’d you park the German transam? Up by the mini golf was it?
nah…i couldn’t get a parking space up there with all the doggers round about your motor so I just headed up the road for the boat…
I used to go to blackpool quite often before I moved over here,and was quite partial to a donkey ride on the beach till I found out what they gave the donkeys for lunch…half an hour!!!.
robroy:
James the cat:
robroy:
(Looks like his horse is pleased to see him btw.
That some ■■■■■ on that midget horse, almost like a fith leg.
That’s what I meant by …His horse being pleased to see him.
Do try and keep up.
Yes Rob, I did get that you had made comment on the horse ■■■■■ I was “enthusing” with your find
the humor police must be having a night off now with the way this ones lasting…
dieseldog999:
I used to go to blackpool quite often before I moved over here,and was quite partial to a donkey ride on the beach till I found out what they gave the donkeys for lunch…half an hour!!!.
Not all they gave the donkeys for lunch judging by your holiday photos . How long you been playing the guitar for then?
ive been practising for years,but all ive mastered sofar is the 5 finger shuffle…