Saw Lucy on the M60 Friday about 7:15 am,I think
I flashed but I had the sun in my eyes and could’nt make out whether it was you or not.
Quite possible, assuming you mean the southside…
Lucy:
Quite possible, assuming you mean the southside…
It was about south-east side just where it turns the corner onto the southside (clockwise)and goes to 50 mph.
i saw lucy on the a55 friday i think ,not a wave ,not a flash ,nothin,sniff 
Why is everyone always spotting me■■? 
(Guilty again. And you were…? )
Lucy:
Why is everyone always spotting me■■?
because you are our leader 
(said in a deranged voice)
A19 at shipton by beninboro on tuesday 'bout teatime 
Tuesday? Not me that time.
Lucy:
Why is everyone always spotting me■■?
More a case of being UNMISSABLE than deliberately spotted me thinks 
Ooh, Look! A woman driver.
Well I never 
Wheel Nut:
Ooh, Look! A woman driver.Well I never
Nah malc more like
Ooh look a Stralis not on a wrecker, well I never. Bloody 'ell is that a bird driving it an all■■? .
Must be shes got a bloody fone glued to 'er ear
All remarks above are purely ficticious as no professional driver would really do that
Don’t forget the pineapple.
Sorry about your glue ear Lucy
what about the bright PINK thing?
spotted again?,
M1 northbound J24a by the severn trent works on thu pm about 15.20,with a forty foot box on.
was it lucy aka mrs lucan?
Nah, I was on that stretch of road about half an hour later with a 45ft box on, though…
i could be out with the time.
and the box was long ,but 56 going the other way left little time to get a good look.
It was red, if that’s any help… 
seems a lot of your wagons are coming into our yard at the min lucy
your transport office have it listed as mexborough though?
if you ever have to come its not ,its kilnhurst (helps you avoid the low bridges)