A truck driver was driving along on a country road.
A sign came up that read " Low Bridge Ahead".
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck’s cab and said to the driver, “Got stuck, eh?”
The truck driver said, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!” 
6 penalty points for non-joke!!
Was the delivery being made on a heavy lawnmower? 
Winseer:
Was the delivery being made on a heavy lawnmower?
I have been under that bridge 
Boston.
m4rky:
A truck driver was driving along on a country road.A sign came up that read " Low Bridge Ahead".
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck’s cab and said to the driver, “Got stuck, eh?”The truck driver said, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!”
If Carlsberg made jokes, they would make this one, probably the oldest joke in the trucking world.
Dieseldogsix:
If Carlsberg made jokes, they would make this one, probably the oldest joke in the trucking world.
It’s a toss up between that one and the “my mirrors broken” “why” “the truck fell on it” one…
Paul
When i was waiting for Rail Replacement Bus at weybridge came a Rigid whit Container and hit the Bridge.He reversed back and hit again. Then he did it a few Times again till he got fed-up,put in a low Gear and drove with lots of Noise to the other Site 
att:
Winseer:
Was the delivery being made on a heavy lawnmower?I have been under that bridge
Boston.
no you ain’t the one in boston is 6"3’ and yeah i followed a showgun under that bridge (and yeah he did make it)
unless your on about this one