OK, try not to use the A66 next week, and don’t park on it. Not gonna say why - but I think drivers should be aware 
Sure it’ll be grand craic now sir, could you spare me a couple of gallons for the transit.
yeah. keep away from A66, we dont want your sort around here this week…
im travelling over this afternoon and i want a clear run.
That time of year again, is it ■■? 
Went over there about 6am this morning, heading west about 2 mile before the Appleby junction someone had borrowed a man hole cover and forgot to replace it. Nearly ■■■■ myself, and no idea how i didnt blow out!