Lorry driver pulls up at a set of traffic lights and as he looks in his mirror he see’s a blonde woman jumping out of her soft-top and running up the side of his wagon. She knocks on his window and says “You’re losing the load of the back of your lorry!”
The driver rolls his eyes, doesn’t say a word to her, just closes his window. As he pulls up to the next set of lights, he see’s the same blonde running up to knock on his window again. He winds down the window and, all out of breath, the blonde says “You’re losing the load of the back of your vehicle - really!!”
Again the lorry driver ignores her and just closes his window. As he pulls up to the third set of lights he see’s she doing the same again; running up the side of his wagon and looking really knackered and all out of breath. This time he jumps down from the cab and starts to walk back along the side of his wagon towards her soft-top, and meets her half way.
Just as the blonde starts to blurt out “You’re still losing your load…” he interupts her and cuts her dead;
“Look love, it’s a cold night here in Essex and this is a gritter wagon!!”.
