I was delivering a scissor left in the main car park at asda glassoughton the other day, old couple needed to get out of a bay I was blocking 2 mins I said, lifted the tail moved the truck and away they went.
Few mins later some ugly ■■■■■ had returned to her car, I said, can you get out of their?
before I could complete my sentence " or do you need me to move" she replied… Are you taking the ■■■■■■ urine?
(there was load of room for her to get out, but cause she was a nasty ■■■■■ I proceeded to inform her the the beaver tail is down and I can’t move the truck till the lift was off…
I had fun leaning on the side of my lorry watching her do shunt after shunt. Thick ■■■■■!