Snicker ye not. I am pretty sure that load has gone to Mars. The Diversion route will be some curly-wurly drive around the backstreets of Ebbsfleet. You’ll have to move upwind though, if you want some fresh Aero by this point.
Did the fire occur after eight ?
Was it a Double Decker??
Commuters had a Marathon delay to work.
Luckily the truck did not Rolo ver.
Local haulage firm Willy Wonka transki refused to comment.
The driver was Flake ing it.
Passers by offered the driver a glass and a half of milk.
Firefighters had to tap and unwrap the chocolate oranges.
Frys transport helped out with the clean up operation.
The insurance firms will make a mint out of this creamy mess.
Bet the Driver is paid Buttons
Trucky Mc truckface:
Bet the Driver is paid Buttons
Well he bounty aint he…
It’s been reported that the driver who’s known as Freddo, is taking Time Out, he’s gone on a Picnic
He only went and fudged it up! Told him not to chomp off more than he can chew! Now hes causing ripples on the motorway
Update: Lorry was carrying Lion bars, New pics in this story. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-40665929
At least he had the sense to drop the trailer…must have been a good unit ha ha the driver is ok…but the highways agency say the road has melted, no mention of the chocolate… 
truckyboy:
At least he had the sense to drop the trailer…must have been a good unit ha ha the driver is ok…but the highways agency say the road has melted, no mention of the chocolate…
Once bitten, twice crunched, and forever be chewed.
That must have a one hell of a ROARING fire then
I heard a Wispa earlier about this during another Topic.
aparrantly there was some confusion as to what the truck was carrying due to the fact the driver was appeared speechless when being questioned as to the outbreak of the fire. after the incident,though on closer examination it was discovered he had a melted yorkie bar in his mouth 