the maoster:
robroy:
That’s what Maoster was on about when he mentioned ‘laminated’.
He’s got numerous laminated pics of various famous ladies in his top locker.
Close but no cigar! My top lockers are reserved for my collection of harvested body parts through the years. My lady pics belong under the mattress. I’d have to be insane to do it any other way ffs!
Wow !..That IS dark mate. 
…Even for you. 
Just checked the date as I thought it was 1st of April again
He should start a You Tube site, giving us the benefit of his experience and keeping us amateurs right.
Hey…follow in Luke’s footsteps, I hear he’s a big fan. 
beefy4605:
robroy:
beefy4605:
the maoster:
He’ll be fine Beefy, I’m led to believe that instances of stress related problems in pre pubescent teenagers is extremely rare.Usually due to a good strong grip and a swift right (or left ) hand
That’s what Maoster was on about when he mentioned ‘laminated’.
He’s got numerous laminated pics of various famous ladies in his top locker.I’d doubt its anythig as complicated as that - he’s probably just found the lingere section in the home shopping catolouge
Best not mention the National Geographic articles then! 
I’m replying to say I wouldn’t even give this bollix a reply. 
… and to think, he didn’t even need to climb Mt. Sinai with a hammer and chisel.
No mention of queue jumpers at the RDC when about 15 are waiting to be tipped and there is always someone that can’t wait in line and asks drivers if he can tip before them .
Normally he will say have to finish early for the anniversary meal, dentist or doctors or running out of time and the deal clincher is he only has one pallet.
Or the parrot is ill and the wife is at work.
Tarmaceater:
No mention of queue jumpers at the RDC when about 15 are waiting to be tipped and there is always someone that can’t wait in line
Sainsbury’s Basingstoke…
There’s about 7 lorries waiting to book in and a 40’ container wagon joins the back of the line. He then decides to use the Sainsbury’s lane to get in. After he’s been turned around and sent back out, another 4 motors have joined the queue.
It wasn’t me that got out, stood by his lorry and laughed out loud at the driver.
Noremac:
Ben, in my posts I try to at least acknowledge that a driver could be a she. In know we live in a world of stereotypes, but these days I see female truck drivers every single day.
Oh how Woke
How I love seeing the indignation of a driver not being flashed in, just for the sake of it.
Crawl past me up Windy Hill and you are getting flashed in all day long. Try to shave a layer of paint off my corner post and you are getting a toot of the horn. Sarcastic flashing of indicators when you fly past, and I nearly fall out the seat laughing…you spanners.
