Lorry crash is just a 'civil matter'!

A police spokesperson said “‘We assisted with traffic management. There were no injuries reported and this was left as a civil matter between the two parties.’”

Is plod having an effin laugh? Is it because the driver was a pole, or a foreign reg lorry? They say no injuries were reported. Well duh! The car driver suffered back injury, but they couldnt be bothered to ask or something?

I’m damned sure that if I’d done something like that then I’d be saying hello to the magistrates at the very least!

My wife / daughter we’re reversed into &
Pushed up the road ( whilst people shouted
Waved for him to stop ) by a foreign driver
Who couldn’t get under Springfield roan in Grantham ,
Our car was wrote off and it turned my
Girl into a nervous wreck as she thought the lorry
Was comming over the top of our car . When I
Got there he was trying to leave the scene!!
He didn’t as I made sure he didn’t , coppers
Attended and he then hit the wall and sign
Trying to turn around ,
Now it happens , he couldn’t get under
Bridge , but if people
Are shouting at you to stop , you’d think
There’s something wrong and stop ( he spoke to me so
Could understand English ) he just
Carried on shoving car up road
The letter we eventually got just said
After investigating there wasn’t enough
Evidence to prosecute , my mrs had previously
Run into the back of a car , Minor bump , she was done
For it , had to go on some course at north Kyme( think
It was £175 )
I went up cop station and asked why the difference
In treatment , and was told if I didn’t
Calm down I’d be arrested
I didn’t want him done , things happen ,
Just a level playing field would of been nice , but
All this reminded me why I hate coppers

dozy:
My wife / daughter we’re reversed into &
Pushed up the road ( whilst people shouted
Waved for him to stop ) by a foreign driver
Who couldn’t get under Springfield roan in Grantham ,
Our car was wrote off and it turned my
Girl into a nervous wreck as she thought the lorry
Was comming over the top of our car . When I
Got there he was trying to leave the scene!!
He didn’t as I made sure he didn’t , coppers
Attended and he then hit the wall and sign
Trying to turn around ,
Now it happens , he couldn’t get under
Bridge , but if people
Are shouting at you to stop , you’d think
There’s something wrong and stop ( he spoke to me so
Could understand English ) he just
Carried on shoving car up road
The letter we eventually got just said
After investigating there wasn’t enough
Evidence to prosecute , my mrs had previously
Run into the back of a car , Minor bump , she was done
For it , had to go on some course at north Kyme( think
It was £175 )
I went up cop station and asked why the difference
In treatment , and was told if I didn’t
Calm down I’d be arrested
I didn’t want him done , things happen ,
Just a level playing field would of been nice , but
All this reminded me why I hate coppers

So much material here.

the nodding donkey:

dozy:
My wife / daughter we’re reversed into &
Pushed up the road ( whilst people shouted
Waved for him to stop ) by a foreign driver
Who couldn’t get under Springfield roan in Grantham ,
Our car was wrote off and it turned my
Girl into a nervous wreck as she thought the lorry
Was comming over the top of our car . When I
Got there he was trying to leave the scene!!
He didn’t as I made sure he didn’t , coppers
Attended and he then hit the wall and sign
Trying to turn around ,
Now it happens , he couldn’t get under
Bridge , but if people
Are shouting at you to stop , you’d think
There’s something wrong and stop ( he spoke to me so
Could understand English ) he just
Carried on shoving car up road
The letter we eventually got just said
After investigating there wasn’t enough
Evidence to prosecute , my mrs had previously
Run into the back of a car , Minor bump , she was done
For it , had to go on some course at north Kyme( think
It was £175 )
I went up cop station and asked why the difference
In treatment , and was told if I didn’t
Calm down I’d be arrested
I didn’t want him done , things happen ,
Just a level playing field would of been nice , but
All this reminded me why I hate coppers

So much material here.

I’m to old for these teenage crushes , I’m
58 & happy enough with the mrs , you
Need to go and find some like minded lad
For your enjoyment

Not truck related.
18 months ago was in my car at lights on red they went green I set off.
Some.idiot in a white transit decided to be clever he was coming towards me was turning right. Though he could foot down on green get round me.
Never worked car.
My car front end was totally destroyed.
Rang 999 . Was asked did airbags go off which I replied no.
Not sure how they didn’t but yeah.
Then was told we only attended rta if airbags are deployed.
Said am.blocking junction no traffic can turn…they didn’t care said we will try send pco if possible. In mean time exchange details inform Insurance. And if possible push car from junction

Fella.in van was in rush swooped details his van was undamaged.
Was waiting on recovery truck 2 pco turned up by bus. . They said we get free bus travel on duty to any incidents.
And to be honest they we’re useless just stood there talking to.each other.
Didn’t direct traffic clear up any mess or anything stood there I went they went.

“civil matter” in this case means, we cant be bothered ploughing through a mountain of paperwork for a rta involving a foreigner.
deffo a week for the daf driver to be buying a few lottery tickets.

the nodding donkey:

dozy:
My wife / daughter we’re reversed into &
Pushed up the road ( whilst people shouted
Waved for him to stop ) by a foreign driver
Who couldn’t get under Springfield roan in Grantham ,
Our car was wrote off and it turned my
Girl into a nervous wreck as she thought the lorry
Was comming over the top of our car . When I
Got there he was trying to leave the scene!!
He didn’t as I made sure he didn’t , coppers
Attended and he then hit the wall and sign
Trying to turn around ,
Now it happens , he couldn’t get under
Bridge , but if people
Are shouting at you to stop , you’d think
There’s something wrong and stop ( he spoke to me so
Could understand English ) he just
Carried on shoving car up road
The letter we eventually got just said
After investigating there wasn’t enough
Evidence to prosecute , my mrs had previously
Run into the back of a car , Minor bump , she was done
For it , had to go on some course at north Kyme( think
It was £175 )
I went up cop station and asked why the difference
In treatment , and was told if I didn’t
Calm down I’d be arrested
I didn’t want him done , things happen ,
Just a level playing field would of been nice , but
All this reminded me why I hate coppers

So much material here.

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thats 3 times ive read this now and im still smiling …you can only imagine the lips moving as its getting spelt out before posting. :laughing: