A driver who has been out on the road for three weeks stops
at a truckstop and takes a taxi to the nearest brothel.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £250 and says,
I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!!
The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you
could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal afterwards.
The driver replies, 'I’m not ■■■■■ . . . . … I’m homesick.
