there’s some more but I’ll see how you like these first .All the best Andy
Hi Balders firstly Hori said to me at the weekend he did not realise just how many driving jobs you had, nearly as many as TIR Tone. Anyway on another note I put me spuds in last year on the 3rd of March but don’t think that’s happening this spring still soaking wet. Got a man coming to cut all the hedges 2maz, got to do it B4 end of February other wise the old twitchers get moany, so looking for some sun bi bi 4 now Buzzer.
Hi another Maury Moody pic a Reema Carnival Float for Romsey I should think
Regards Pat
Am I going crazy or was Reema an abbreviation of Reed and Mallick or something like that, does any one know, cheers Buzzer.
Buzzer:
Am I going crazy or was Reema an abbreviation of Reed and Mallick or something like that, does any one know, cheers Buzzer.
Yes Buzzer.You have gone. Yes Reema was an abbreviation.It was Reed and Mallick or words similar.Regards Charlie.
Hi Charlie I thought I had gone, was rooting about in one of me containers yesterday and found Richard and Angies first house, bet they had no idea I had been keeping it safe for them but the storage fee’s have mounted up considerably, trouble is I know it will end up in court and that is a no brainer with Richard QC, cheers Buzzer.
Buzzer:
Hi Charlie I thought I had gone, was rooting about in one of me containers yesterday and found Richard and Angies first house, bet they had no idea I had been keeping it safe for them but the storage fee’s have mounted up considerably, trouble is I know it will end up in court and that is a no brainer with Richard QC, cheers Buzzer.
John,
That is very kind of you to store it for us, would you be able to transport it to Mudeford Beach where we could sell it for £120,000 as a beach hut to pay the invoice for your storage charges, as if I remember correctly the loft isn’t very big,so there won’t be much “Cash in the Attic”.
Regards to you and The Boss, keep taking the tablets 
Richard
PS. We thought of you yesterday as we came past East’s Sawmill, a Mary Hopkin moment 
Hi R@A West Dean that brings another little MH moment to light, when drinking in the local cantina one night with a group of friends some one looked up and announced there was an extension at the Lamb Inn at Nomansland of one hour and that we should depart forthwith and make haste to that ale house to take advantage of the extra drinking time. Out the door I went closely followed by the Boss, opened the door of the Mk2 Cortina glistening under the street like lamp on the forecourt and then realised something was surely amiss. Although the door lock opened with ease and I was quite ready to speed of up Dean Hill towards Nomansland something was not quite right, fathoming out my car seat was not adorned with one of those horrible bead seat covers designed to stop you sticking to the plastic in hot weather this car was fitted with such a devise. To say our exit was speedy was an understatement, realising we had actually got into some one else’s steed, out of that one and back into my own parked just two spaces away. Still don’t know till this day if it was the beer that I had already consumed that caused the misjudgement or that terrible lighting of the car park, needless to say we did not hang around and made swiftly to the next pint or two over the hill, cheers Buzzer.
MaggieD:
Buzzer:
Hi Charlie I thought I had gone, was rooting about in one of me containers yesterday and found Richard and Angies first house, bet they had no idea I had been keeping it safe for them but the storage fee’s have mounted up considerably, trouble is I know it will end up in court and that is a no brainer with Richard QC, cheers Buzzer.John,
That is very kind of you to store it for us, would you be able to transport it to Mudeford Beach where we could sell it for £120,000 as a beach hut to pay the invoice for your storage charges, as if I remember correctly the loft isn’t very big,so there won’t be much “Cash in the Attic”.
Regards to you and The Boss, keep taking the tablets
Richard
PS. We thought of you yesterday as we came past East’s Sawmill, a Mary Hopkin moment
Richard good evening.
I am considering contracting FT to install a light bulb in the said property and have it moved to Segensworth to be used as a new gatehouse. I am sure ainacs could arrange collection and delivery in between clothing collections. A Routiers sign will be fitted, just need a security guard. Any suggestions? The candidate would be given a uniform, unlimited supply of sausages and a walkee talkee.
Shame Mappo aint retired yet, looks like it’s yours for the taking Charlie, cheers Buzzer.
Buzzer:
Shame Mappo aint retired yet, looks like it’s yours for the taking Charlie, cheers Buzzer.
Sounds just up my street Buzzer. Would I get a peaked cap with DIT on it ? Also I could bring my camper with me and make sausage sandwiches.We could go halves.Put my name down please. Regards Charlie 
charlie one:
Buzzer:
Shame Mappo aint retired yet, looks like it’s yours for the taking Charlie, cheers Buzzer.Sounds just up my street Buzzer. Would I get a peaked cap with DIT on it ? Also I could bring my camper with me and make sausage sandwiches.We could go halves.Put my name down please. Regards Charlie
Hi Charlie sounds just the job for you !! I keep telling her indoors that I’m gonna put some caster wheels on me modeling shed so if there’s any room next to your security beach hut I’ll come park up next to you ! I’m sure they won’t mind at Tracey Island ! We could share the security work and claim night out money too!
Regards Jimmer .
Jimski:
charlie one:
Buzzer:
Shame Mappo aint retired yet, looks like it’s yours for the taking Charlie, cheers Buzzer.Sounds just up my street Buzzer. Would I get a peaked cap with DIT on it ? Also I could bring my camper with me and make sausage sandwiches.We could go halves.Put my name down please. Regards Charlie
Hi Charlie sounds just the job for you !! I keep telling her indoors that I’m gonna put some caster wheels on me modeling shed so if there’s any room next to your security beach hut I’ll come park up next to you ! I’m sure they won’t mind at Tracey Island ! We could share the security work and claim night out money too!
Regards Jimmer .
Hi Buzzer…Any chance Foofoo could park “her” pink caravan up as well, get some practice and a few shillings in before the job starts in France… 
Trouble is, l don’t trust that Charlie, he’ll keep wanting freebee’s… 
Looks like I,m too late to apply. 
Perhaps we could job share Charlie…I,ll do 0800 til midday, if you
could do the other 20 hrs…what do ya reckon ■■?
mappo:
Looks like I,m too late to apply.
Perhaps we could job share Charlie…I,ll do 0800 til midday, if you
could do the other 20 hrs…what do ya reckon ■■?
Tony,Ill tell you what I reckon.Ive spent months snivelling and crawling around the senior management of DIT.And have just landed this plum job at a fantastic rate. ( Nearly two pounds an hour ) So no way are you worming your way in.However you can come and sit with me in the shed. Sorry gatehouse.We could sit and reminise about the good old days when we used to do Milano in one hit.So give it some thought.
Jimski.You will be more than welcome to bring your shed.You won`t have time with your model making to do any sausage sandwiches but that could be a job for Mappo.
Fergie. I`ll tell you that I am as straight as a dogs hind leg. Ask MaggieD I learnt everything from him.
Fondest regards Charlie
Hi Horry,
Thank you for your kind offer that sounds a good idea,I am not so sure about FT touching it as if I remember rightly the house was constructed out of recycled plastic night heaters and I feel a claim coming on !
A good idea to have Charlie as security,size wise it might be better to have Winky or Cluey instead, don’t bother with a fence as Jimski is still waiting for Charlie to paint his ! I’m surprised you didn’t get James from the office to do it so you could take over his job and get your feet under the table,I’m sure you’d soon get to grips with the job
Fergie’s idea about parking Foofoo’s caravan there as part of Charlie’s wages is ok, but he will have to work a week in hand and not keep asking Foofoo to play hunt the sausage.
Tony and Charlie reliving their Italian moments could be a money spinner it would be like Grimm Fairy Tales
I must go as I need to prepare the planning application for the property. luckily Fingers from the Mont Cenis now works in Fareham planning office so we should be ok !!
Regards
Richard
Hi Charlie and Tone in my challenging position as head of the loss making division of DIT I have gone ahead and purchased two new company cars for the pair of you should you take up the appointments as security guards at Tracy Island.(picture below). Its looking exciting for you both as FIFI is coming over on the night ferry with her caravan, Horry has made a space at the back of the yard which is slightly dimmer so as not to cause to much suspicion, all her fee’s will be collected once a week by (secure a score) for onward shipment to Fergie in Francee.
There will be a weekly sausage supply from the ranch house delivered in person by myself, if any birthdays occur during the working week this may get extended to a couple of chops.
Maggie D is getting your contracts of employment drawn up as we speak so there will be no room for error.
Should either of you try and ply Madame FIFI with sausage of any description you will be dismissed immediately.
Trust every thing is in order, Buzzer.
Any outsiders looking at this thread must think we,re all totally bonkers.
mappo:
Any outsiders looking at this thread must think we,re all totally bonkers.
Correct