Nothing to do with drivers specifically it’s just a sad indictment of a sick society that has a numbers problem of not enough single available young women. 
Carryfast:
Nothing to do with drivers specifically it’s just a sad indictment of a sick society that has a numbers problem of not enough single available young women.
You’re quite right, there’s no evidence to support the headline claim that it’s truckers doing it. But there’s obviously a mental image in the writers head of some tramper parked up in a secluded layby whispering sweet nothings into siri’s ear!
Captain Caveman 76:
Carryfast:
Nothing to do with drivers specifically it’s just a sad indictment of a sick society that has a numbers problem of not enough single available young women.You’re quite right, there’s no evidence to support the headline claim that it’s truckers doing it. But there’s obviously a mental image in the writers head of some tramper parked up in a secluded layby whispering sweet nothings into siri’s ear!
Probably simpler to just stereotype drivers as usual than to print the embarassing truth.
Much less trouble than doing a Peter Sutcliff I would think…bad taste but ■■■■ it.
I have spoken to Siri on a number of occasions.
She makes me incandescent with rage.
Me; “Hey Siri”
Siri; “Beep”
Me; “Call work”
Siri; “What would you like me to do”
Siri; “Beep”
Me; “CALL WORK”
Siri; “I’m sorry I didn’t catch that”
Me; "■■■■ sake…CALL…
Siri; “Beep”
Me; “WORK”
Aaaaarrrrrrhhhhhh!!!
I no longer speak to Siri.
voice recognition??
this sums it up nicely… youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU
Carryfast:
Nothing to do with drivers specifically it’s just a sad indictment of a sick society that has a numbers problem of not enough single available young women.
Judging by the young lads I know, they don’t seem to be finding there is a lack of available young women. 
Maybe you need to try a different chat up line, “come see my Allegro” or “Let me I tell you how to operate a Fuller gearbox” might be a bit of a turn off for many younger women. 
I love my phone.
She is the Apple of my i.
Come to think of it (pardon the pun), I can’t think of any device that has helped me climax more than me phone.
muckles:
Carryfast:
Nothing to do with drivers specifically it’s just a sad indictment of a sick society that has a numbers problem of not enough single available young women.Judging by the young lads I know, they don’t seem to be finding there is a lack of available young women.
Maybe you need to try a different chat up line, “come see my Allegro” or “Let me I tell you how to operate a Fuller gearbox” might be a bit of a turn off for many younger women.
Yeah I cant think why Carryfast struggles with young Women. I think he’s mixing up “available” young women with “interested” young women
James the cat:
Yeah I cant think why Carryfast struggles with young Women. I think he’s mixing up “available” young women with “interested” young women
To be fair I was only referring to the numbers problem at any venue I’ve ever known.In which case available obviously trumps interested. 
While it obviously isn’t me who’s trying to get off with a computerised robot because nothing seems to have changed at least in that regard. 
Although if anything it’s got worse because I don’t remember any ageist propaganda then,like East Enders,reserving what few there were for those of their own age.
How do you ■■■■■■■■ harass a virtual assistant? I can see it now. In some far off yank court house an operating system suing it’s user for ■■■■■■ harassment.
Tony Saprano:
How do you ■■■■■■■■ harass a virtual assistant? I can see it now. In some far off yank court house an operating system suing it’s user for ■■■■■■ harassment.
Now that case would worth watching on TV
Tony Saprano:
How do you ■■■■■■■■ harass a virtual assistant? I can see it now. In some far off yank court house an operating system suing it’s user for ■■■■■■ harassment.
Remember it’s been programmed by a man hating feminist in which case he’s toast.
Carryfast:
Tony Saprano:
How do you ■■■■■■■■ harass a virtual assistant? I can see it now. In some far off yank court house an operating system suing it’s user for ■■■■■■ harassment.Remember it’s been programmed by a man hating feminist in which case he’s toast.
Carryfast:
Tony Saprano:
How do you ■■■■■■■■ harass a virtual assistant? I can see it now. In some far off yank court house an operating system suing it’s user for ■■■■■■ harassment.Remember it’s been programmed by a man hating feminist in which case he’s toast.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will always offend a feminist
Carryfast:
To be fair I was only referring to the numbers problem at any venue I’ve ever known.:
You’ve got to try somewhere other than the con club or Bridge night down the Red Lion Carryfast
A bit off topic but this news tory is hilarious - tudent crashes into police car whilst taking ■■■■■■■ selfies of her self and sending them to her boy friend
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news … ce-9141345
alix776:
Tony Saprano:
How do you ■■■■■■■■ harass a virtual assistant? I can see it now. In some far off yank court house an operating system suing it’s user for ■■■■■■ harassment.Now that case would worth watching on TV
Jeremy Kyle ■■? 