any body know of good web sites to go find loads at or do they have load web sites in engalnd ![]()
Loads of broads…? There was this dyslexic that walked into a bra… ![]()
thought he went to a toga party dressed as a goat
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“Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!” ![]()
“Old MacDonald had dyslexia, O-E-O-E-I.”
Then there’s also:
Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He ended up selling his soul to Santa.
A dyslexic goes to the Winter Olympics.
He meets a man and asks him “What do you do?”
The man replies “I’m a toboggonist”
“Great” says the dyslexic, “I’ll have 20 Benson and Hedges”
There was a scandal in Glasgow last week!! Police were called to a dyslexic rave and discovered that everyone was taking F’s — there were even a few guys injecting herons.
Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who was found dead in the oven?
The recipe said to cook the roast.
How do you make a dyslexic go insane? Give her a bowl of alphabet spaghetti.
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Fancy calling it dyslexia, a word nobody can spell!
Polish man goes into an opticians…
Optician covers one eye up and says to the bloke…
“Can you read the top line ?”
Polish man says " Read it ! I know him
I asked for a suite with a view. They gave me a Polo Mint.
Did you here about the dyslexic driver who came to a T junction and did a U turn?
Bill Clinton was a dyslexic, apparantly he really said to Monica that he wanted her to Sack his cook
Knew a dyslexic pimp who bought a Warehouse…
Dislexik anarchist, had anchovy tattooed on his forehead ![]()
not many folk know what DNA actually stands for… i can reveal it’s the National Dyslexic Association
Did you hear about the Insomniac,Dyslexic,Agnostic, ■■?.
Hes used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a Dog.
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Dyslexic bank robber walks into a bank and says:
“Air in the hands motherstickers this is a ■■■■ up”
not dyslexic brain works faster the hands