I have recieved an invitation (hottest ticket in town) 
to the German embassy, to see a demostration on how our German cousins plan to secrete monies from unwary travellers useing the German autobhans from 01/01/2005
As we all know ■■■■ Turpin died a long time ago, but Germany seems to think it might be a good time to bring him back to life in an electronic form.
It won’t be “stand and deliver” more like “stand and scratch head” 
for those who might not know what he looks like he rides a white mercededs van called B A G and can normally be found waving his illumnious lolipop at you at various locations around Germany 
I have had problems in getting registerd " I think I’ve done it now" 
Jan . 1 will tell, but I would like to know if others have had probs. so I can go with some amunition to fight them on the beach in SW1.
Please mail me so I can have some hard copy’s to present and please keep it constructive, we know they knocked out a few chippy’s and alot of peoples local pubs during a small 
discrepancy over land rights in Europe during the 30’s and 40’s but we have moved on (so they say) so chin up, tally ho & chocks away ginger.
Sorry for any speilling or gramactical mistakes but could not find a spull chucker here