A Liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees the video “Liverpool - The Glory Years”. He goes into the shop and asks how much. “£100” says the shopkeeper.
“That’s a bit steep, how come it’s so dear ■■”
"Well its a tenner for the video and £90 for the Betamax recorder!!
Two Scousers are on holiday in South Africa, hanging out on the riverbank. Suddenly a crocodile swims past with a blokes head in its mouth. “Bloody’ ell Terry, did you see that fella?” “I did Barry - and the flash ■■■■■■■■■ got a LaCoste sleeping bag”
What do you say to a Scouser with a job?
Big Mac please.
What do you call a Scouse woman who has had 6 abortions ?
Crime Prevention officer
