Little cheats you use in the job

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ADR 1:
A little block of wood that fits snug in the fuel nozzle trigger - for hands free fueling when the clip has been removed

An old tennis ball works too. :wink:

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When dragging the job out for more hours when tramping i sit for 15 mins at every drop as it looks less suspicious than stopping for an hour or two at the end.
when the boss phones i tell him that they have a slow forkie or that they have pulled all the pallets apart to check for damages etc.

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How to get from the M4 eastbound and onto the M25 on a Friday afternoon.

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ADR 1:
A little block of wood that fits snug in the fuel nozzle trigger - for hands free fueling when the clip has been removed

jobseeker:
I use a pin to do the same, usually the clip is there but the pin has been removed. I put the nozzle in the tank and leave it to it.

I usually keep a rivet handy for that.

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DaiDap:
How to get from the M4 eastbound and onto the M25 on a Friday afternoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdp8c-krGL4

My grin was getting bigger as the video went on,top bombing daidap ,i bet you was well chuffed with yourself m8 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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seth 70:

DaiDap:
How to get from the M4 eastbound and onto the M25 on a Friday afternoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdp8c-krGL4

My grin was getting bigger as the video went on,top bombing daidap ,i bet you was well chuffed with yourself m8 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Well done. Textbook bombing.

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DaiDap:
How to get from the M4 eastbound and onto the M25 on a Friday afternoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdp8c-krGL4

Nice one. :smiley: .perfectly acceptable in my book too purely for the reason that you have had zero impact on other road users. Nobody has been forced to swerve or brake as a result of your actions. Crack on :smiley:

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the maoster:

DaiDap:
How to get from the M4 eastbound and onto the M25 on a Friday afternoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdp8c-krGL4

Nice one. :smiley: .perfectly acceptable in my book too purely for the reason that you have had zero impact on other road users. Nobody has been forced to swerve or brake as a result of your actions. Crack on :smiley:

Fair play bud. It’s moves like that that can save you a night out or going into a ten hour day.

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Good vid

What camera are you using

Steve

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When I see people running past me and pulling in like that I always think “Ya cheeky [zb]” then have a good giggle, quality move, no problems with it at all. Very clean :slight_smile:

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Sir LANs-a-lot:

ADR 1:
A little block of wood that fits snug in the fuel nozzle trigger - for hands free fueling when the clip has been removed

An old tennis ball works too. :wink:

Does a new tennis ball work too.I might buy one.

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seth 70:
My grin was getting bigger as the video went on,top bombing daidap ,i bet you was well chuffed with yourself m8 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

It is nice when it works out, but it always does by there. Guaranteed.

axletramp:
Well done. Textbook bombing.

Cheers :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

the maoster:
Nice one. :smiley: .perfectly acceptable in my book too purely for the reason that you have had zero impact on other road users. Nobody has been forced to swerve or brake as a result of your actions. Crack on :smiley:

Yep, my view entirely

NOVE:
Fair play bud. It’s moves like that that can save you a night out or going into a ten hour day.

I know what you’re saying but that day I had all the time in the world! I’ve done the queuing there plenty of times and it’s always the same, chocka at the back, non existent at the front.

SteveWalsh:
Good vid

What camera are you using

Steve

My HTC One, and the Autoboy Blackbox app

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A large paperclip fits into the seatbelt thingy, so the warning noise doesn’t annoy you.

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LeedsChris:
A large paperclip fits into the seatbelt thingy, so the warning noise doesn’t annoy you.

the rear end of a trailer would annoy me a lot more

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green456:

LeedsChris:
A large paperclip fits into the seatbelt thingy, so the warning noise doesn’t annoy you.

the rear end of a trailer would annoy me a lot more

And the fine,one saved my life :unamused:

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Winseer:

the maoster:
When tossing the job off (only do this once you are tipped or it WILL bite you on the bum) and your vehicle has a tracker fitted, make sure you park within 20 feet of the customers perimeter fence, that way any snooping office bod will think you are still unloading.

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Parking in this particular layby, under the pylons used to fog-out the isotrac as well! :slight_smile:

I’d rather they knew where i was! a doctor told me once there is concern that there is an increasing incidence of leukemia amongst children who live under or very close to major power lines. If you think there’s nothing to it take a normal flourescent strip light with you next time, stick it in the ground and watch it light up!

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Winseer:

the maoster:
When tossing the job off (only do this once you are tipped or it WILL bite you on the bum) and your vehicle has a tracker fitted, make sure you park within 20 feet of the customers perimeter fence, that way any snooping office bod will think you are still unloading.

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Parking in this particular layby, under the pylons used to fog-out the isotrac as well! :slight_smile:

Does that work the same as putting old cds in the window to bounce off speed cameras :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

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seth 70:
Does that work the same as putting old cds in the window to bounce off speed cameras :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

Heh :smiley: Someone once told me that was to deflect the sunlight so it didn’t glare :stuck_out_tongue:

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Kaistar:

seth 70:
Does that work the same as putting old cds in the window to bounce off speed cameras :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

Heh :smiley: Someone once told me that was to deflect the sunlight so it didn’t glare :stuck_out_tongue:

They dint do owt really did the :question: :laughing: :laughing:

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seth 70:

Kaistar:

seth 70:
Does that work the same as putting old cds in the window to bounce off speed cameras :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

Heh :smiley: Someone once told me that was to deflect the sunlight so it didn’t glare :stuck_out_tongue:

They dint do owt really did the :question: :laughing: :laughing:

Nothing but make people who did it look stupid, no :wink: