There was a truck driver from Poole
Who had concentric rings 'round his tool
He went to a clinic
The doctor, a cynic
Said “wash it, it’s lipstick, you fool!”
In days of old,
When truckers were bold,
Before toilets were invented.
They tipped their load,
At the side of the road,
And drove away contented.
There was a truck driver named Neil
To a prozzie said, “Can I have a feel?”
She said, “Theres a charge, 'cos my boobies are large”
Neil said “Ok, it’s a deal!”
Very good 
That ferry trip has had an effect on you.
Hey - tryin’ to say I’ve gone nuts or something?
ianyng:
Hey - tryin’ to say I’ve gone nuts or something?
NA m8 your doing alright on yer own.
There was a young lady of Exeter
Who was so pretty, all men craned their necks at her
One went so far
As to wave from his car
The distinguishing mark of his ■■■ at her.
Which, by the way, is the Adam’s Apple!!!
So NYAAAAAH! to all you muckky thinkers out there! 