Over the last 3 years the EU has carried out an audit of the U.K. and found the only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male ■■■■■.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is ■■■■■■ off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.
On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER: effective 26th May 2019, the ■■■■■ will now be taxed according to size:
5 – 10 cm—-Nuisance Tax £ 20
10 – 20 cm–Privilege Tax £ 100
20 – 25 cm–Pole Tax £ 250
25 – 30 cm–Luxury Tax £ 500
Males exceeding 30 cm must file capital gains.
Those under 10 cm are eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.
Sarah Lain @sarahlain12
From a Russian friend: there’s a new verb in Russian: брекзить (to Brexit) - я брекжу, ты брекзишь, он брекзит…means to say goodbye but not to leave.
1,920
10:27 AM - Jan 17, 2019
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walked into the bar, the bartender charged them over the odds for their drinks and started to dictate what they could and couldn’t do, the Englishman Irishman and Scotsman discovered that they were paying to support the bartenders unemployed family so they took a vote on whether to leave or stay. Two of them voted to leave whilst the other voted to stay. Because the one who voted to stay believed in democracy he drank up and joined the other two.
A380 dho, great plane no one wants it, stick it on tax bill.germany and france to build own jet fighter ,it will be no good but all eu will have to buy it, BREXIT will not happen because we have no real vote.
Sarah Lain @sarahlain12
From a Russian friend: there’s a new verb in Russian: брекзить (to Brexit) - я брекжу, …means to say goodbye but not to leave.
1,920
10:27 AM - Jan 17, 2019
Donald Tusk: Special place in Hell for those who promoted Brexit.
It’s official, EU scaremongering has reached Biblical proportions.
I speak Russian full but you post in Russian something wrong or after Google interpretation.People never talk ты брекзишь, он брекзит…Sorry but something wrong.
Sarah Lain @sarahlain12
From a Russian friend: there’s a new verb in Russian: брекзить (to Brexit) - я брекжу, …means to say goodbye but not to leave.
1,920
10:27 AM - Jan 17, 2019
Donald Tusk: Special place in Hell for those who promoted Brexit.
It’s official, EU scaremongering has reached Biblical proportions.
I speak Russian full but you post in Russian something wrong or after Google interpretation.People never talk ты брекзишь, он брекзит…Sorry but something wrong.
Sorry. No ability from me to proof read it.
I just did a cut’n’paste on that.
Maybe the original poster has no access to a Cyrilic keyboard?
Germany - has indeed become the “Wounded head that healed” by the looks of it.
That the EU and Ukraine are in cahoots against the interest of the rest of us so-called “Euro Citizens” just to score points against now Right-Wing Russia - beggars belief.
I saw this the other day and I thought it summed up where we are with Brexit,
We have all been on a night out with a mate who says ‘its crap here lets go somewhere else’ then when you leave you realise he has no idea where to go and where you left won’t let you back in.
Now you are standing in the kebab shop at 2am arguing whose fault it is.
