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UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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tachograph:

GAZ70:
just a quick one,why do drivers tell so many lies :question: .

Drivers never lie :wink:

Liar. :wink:

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Harry Monk:

GAZ70:
just a quick one,why do drivers tell so many lies :question: .

Interesting point, I was just talking to another driver about this last week while we were sitting at the Chinese border.

Ah, one of the worlds 3 greatest lies.

  1. The cheques in the post.
  2. I promise not to _______ in your mouth.
  3. I was on the Chinese border.
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Harry Monk:

GAZ70:
just a quick one,why do drivers tell so many lies :question: .

Interesting point, I was just talking to another driver about this last week while we were sitting at the Chinese border.

I saw you …

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49er:

Harry Monk:

GAZ70:
just a quick one,why do drivers tell so many lies :question: .

Interesting point, I was just talking to another driver about this last week while we were sitting at the Chinese border.

I saw you …

Who was he with?

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me.

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glenman:
me.

I thought I saw a few british truckers on my way back through Xinjiang to Kazakhstan. Why didn’t you wave?

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because i saw you first…

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I suppose we all got used to lieing in our undercover jobs in the SAS before we became drivers :laughing:

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skids:
I suppose we all got used to lieing in our undercover jobs in the SAS before we became drivers :laughing:

Just to prove you’re not a liar we will check with the standard question. What’s the colour of the boathouse at Hereford? :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Coffeeholic:

skids:
I suppose we all got used to lieing in our undercover jobs in the SAS before we became drivers :laughing:

Just to prove you’re not a liar we will check with the standard question. What’s the colour of the boathouse at Hereford? :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

There is’nt a boathouse at Hereford… :wink: :wink:

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Coffeeholic:

skids:
I suppose we all got used to lieing in our undercover jobs in the SAS before we became drivers :laughing:

Just to prove you’re not a liar we will check with the standard question. What’s the colour of the boathouse at Hereford? :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

you’ve never seen that film either then :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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skids:
I suppose we all got used to lieing in our undercover jobs in the SAS before we became drivers :laughing:

You may think you’re joking but I actually was in the SAS before becoming a driver but I don’t like talking about it much, I would regularly patrol the Chinese border, if I had to have a night out in my tent I got £65 night out money as well as the £35 per hour wage :grimacing:

I had two tents and could only night out in the that was big enough to stand up in :smiley:

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Drivers don’t lie, they are creative with the true

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I’ve never told a lie.

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Hay1908:

Coffeeholic:

skids:
I suppose we all got used to lieing in our undercover jobs in the SAS before we became drivers :laughing:

Just to prove you’re not a liar we will check with the standard question. What’s the colour of the boathouse at Hereford? :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

There is’nt a boathouse at Hereford… :wink: :wink:

Oh but there is.

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I hope this helps. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Coffeeholic:

skids:
I suppose we all got used to lieing in our undercover jobs in the SAS before we became drivers :laughing:

Just to prove you’re not a liar we will check with the standard question. What’s the colour of the boathouse at Hereford? :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Is that the one that belongs to the rowing club or the one that belongs to the canoe club?

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photoshop…,coffeeholic you are known for it. more lies. :angry:

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shuttlespanker:

Coffeeholic:

skids:
I suppose we all got used to lieing in our undercover jobs in the SAS before we became drivers :laughing:

Just to prove you’re not a liar we will check with the standard question. What’s the colour of the boathouse at Hereford? :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

you’ve never seen that film either then :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

A couple of times actually. Problem is in the film De Niro wants to know about the boathouse in a place called Here ford, not Her e ford. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

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glenman:
photoshop…,coffeeholic you are known for it. more lies. :angry:

Check Google Maps, the only thing Photoshopped in that pic is the red scrawl.

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Darb:

skids:
I suppose we all got used to lieing in our undercover jobs in the SAS before we became drivers :laughing:

You may think you’re joking but I actually was in the SAS before becoming a driver but I don’t like talking about it much, I would regularly patrol the Chinese border, if I had to have a night out in my tent I got £65 night out money as well as the £35 per hour wage :grimacing:

I had two tents and could only night out in the that was big enough to stand up in :smiley:

Which guy on the balcony were you then!? :wink: