I keep reading what a great tip on here , today
After 3 hrs parked up with a pager I get told
There’s still 5 in front of me & no idea
How long I’ll be before I get on bay , load
Pulled out ( which did surprise me ).
Asda with the same product , 45 mins
From arriving , sitting on a bay , leaving
It seems the Germans can learn something
About efficiency from the yanks !!!
I’ve only ever really had that issue with Southampton. Most other I’m on a bay and tipped fairly quickly but then waiting for paperwork for hours 
Quickest way to get attention is to break a pallet. The load checkery person will rise up like a Meerkat miles away to hunt you down just to tell you it needs sorting.
I actually collected from Lidl Runcirn last week and I was itching to find a broken pallet so I could throw it back to them. No such luck though as it was shopping trolleys I picked up.
Morning Mr Dozy…
Dozy I don’t suppose you happen to know if Stobarts give a minimum amount of hours via contract?
Be really appreciated if you’d share a heads up fella [emoji41][emoji41]
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dozy:
I keep reading what a great tip on here , today
After 3 hrs parked up with a pager I get told
There’s still 5 in front of me & no idea
How long I’ll be before I get on bay , load
Pulled out ( which did surprise me ).
Asda with the same product , 45 mins
From arriving , sitting on a bay , leaving
It seems the Germans can learn something
About efficiency from the yanks !!!
Wouldn’t worry about.
It doze you.
Get paid by the.
Hour so what’s the.
Problem exactly just.
Relax on the.
Bunk and get.
Paid for h.
Aving a kip me.
Old mate.
Sometimes when…
I’m tipping Ocaodo
They;re are very kwik
and sumtimez they not
Kwick atalll,
yourhavingalarf:
Sometimes when…I’m tipping Ocaodo
They;re are very kwik
and sumtimez they not
Kwick atalll,
Yourhavingalarf. Your having a laugh.
yourhavingalarf:
Sometimes when…I’m tipping Ocaodo
They;re are very kwik
and sumtimez they not
Kwick atalll,
I only do RDCs very.
Occasionally usually just.
On a back load, maybe on.
A Saturday morning but not.
Very often after.
Saying that, I ■■■■ hate the.
Places and would.
Hate to do them all.
Of the time just.
Thought I would.
Add that.
This ridiculous style of.
Posting that.
Dozy’s starting to do is starting.
To get hold of.
Me lately and I need to.
Stop.
Doing it before.
It gets to.
Become a habit and.
Annoys the.
■■■■ out of.
Everybody.
robroy:
yourhavingalarf:
Sometimes when…I’m tipping Ocaodo
They;re are very kwik
and sumtimez they not
Kwick atalll,I only do RDCs very.
Occasionally usually just.
On a back load, maybe on.
A Saturday morning but not.
Very often after.
Saying that, I [zb] hate the.
Places and would.
Hate to do them all.
Of the time just.
Thought I would.
Add that.
This ridiculous style of.
Posting that.
Dozy’s starting to do is starting.
To get hold of.
Me lately and I need to.
Stop.
Doing it before.
It gets to.
Become a habit and.
Annoys the.
[zb] out of.
Everybody.
well accordingly
in my any minute
now
post he has clumped his eye
and is leaving
forgood please
god for
the love of christ
let him actually mean it
this time
although no doubt itl be back under one name or one of
the others so i wont
be holding my
breath.
i reckon that everytime he posts the
usual pish,then if
everyone replies
to it
like this,then we can
all
see how he likes it
for a change… 
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Has anyone actually told him that you don’t have to press Enter/Return once the text gets near to the right hand edge of the box, though?
He’s posting like he’s using a typewriter. Probably thinks if he doesn’t do a new line the letters he types will be lost.
No fans of Irvine Welsh here?
“Filth”?
The tapeworm?
I’m just hear waiting for a reply to my question above…[emoji38]
I’ll take it in Braille too if it helps [emoji106]
While we’re all waiting, anyone got any good tips on how to defraud HMRC on meal allowance?
Cba standing outside a BP, cap in hand at 3am praying for a receipt for addblue as I’m sure they will ask what I were doing at 3am…
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…If in doubt - say it in Heiroglyphs…
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…If in doubt - say it in Heiroglyphs…
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So… talk like an Egyptian?
walks off whistling
