the nodding donkey:
UKtramp:
the nodding donkey:
My kind of night out. But the choice between a Weatherspoons and the current Mrs Donkey’s homemade Sheperds pie, (and the current mrs Donkey later.)aint that difficult.
Stay warm bruv.And any kind words for me donkey?
No
He aw, he aw, he always says that.
Finally got the opportunity to use that donkey stuttering gag. 
I feel cleansed. 
robroy:
the nodding donkey:
UKtramp:
the nodding donkey:
My kind of night out. But the choice between a Weatherspoons and the current Mrs Donkey’s homemade Sheperds pie, (and the current mrs Donkey later.)aint that difficult.
Stay warm bruv.And any kind words for me donkey?
No
He aw, he aw, he always says that.
Finally got the opportunity to use that donkey stuttering gag.
I feel cleansed.
I wanted to say that rob but feared someone surely had said that before and then the donkey would have ripped me apart (well tried) anyway.
Are you leaving ES UKT?
adam277:
How much are Stobart paying take home if you don’t mind saying?
Not enough Adam. It is livable but not enough.
Looks like he enjoyed the shepherds pie.
eagerbeaver:
Looks like he enjoyed the shepherds pie.
That’s not the only pie I’ll be enjoying tonight.
This is donkey after several visits to that fridge
the nodding donkey:
eagerbeaver:
Looks like he enjoyed the shepherds pie.That’s not the only pie I’ll be enjoying tonight.
That was a cheap shot, you are not big and you are not clever and downright disrespectful to your wife.
So take the time to think about what you have said and done, and shame on you. 
Yeh ok, I’m on my own 400 mile from home and I’m ■■■■ jealous.
the nodding donkey:
eagerbeaver:
Looks like he enjoyed the shepherds pie.That’s not the only pie I’ll be enjoying tonight.
robroy:
the nodding donkey:
eagerbeaver:
Looks like he enjoyed the shepherds pie.That’s not the only pie I’ll be enjoying tonight.
That was a cheap shot, you are not big and you are not clever and downright disrespectful to your wife.
So take the time to think about what you have said and done, and shame on you.Yeh ok, I’m on my own 400 mile from home and I’m [zb] jealous.
I won’t mention the lay in and breakfast in bed tomorrow then…
Btw I say jealous,… not about YOUR Mrs btw ND, I’ve a lovely blonde one of my own at home…just to clear that up. 
Think I got away with that.
the nodding donkey:
eagerbeaver:
Looks like he enjoyed the shepherds pie.That’s not the only pie I’ll be enjoying tonight.
What’s in it? Is it crusty? Or perhaps a puff?
James the cat:
the nodding donkey:
eagerbeaver:
Looks like he enjoyed the shepherds pie.That’s not the only pie I’ll be enjoying tonight.
What’s in it? Is it crusty? Or perhaps a puff?
Re: Letter received from Stobart
Postby robroy » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:11 pm
the nodding donkey wrote:
UKtramp wrote:
And the donkey disappears up the dusty road 
clipety clop
Nearly right. The Donkey is of to the kitchen, to grab a beer. And maybe a nice ham and mustard sandwich. The joy of spending quality time at home. How’s the view in the MSA tonight?
Can’t speak for UKt, but I’m in pub, 20 quid to park including shower, bloody good meal (gammon steak egg home made chips and beans) and a pint of John Smiths.
Keep your MSAs and your [zb] hole lay bys. whats the diffrence between home made chips and shop brought chip ffs
James the cat:
the nodding donkey:
eagerbeaver:
Looks like he enjoyed the shepherds pie.That’s not the only pie I’ll be enjoying tonight.
What’s in it? Is it crusty? Or perhaps a puff?
I don’t do ■■■■ on demand. Well, apart from Mrs Donkey’s demands.
adam277:
How much are Stobart paying take home if you don’t mind saying?
This is the last one before I went off sick Adam , it’s mon-fri tramping , 64 hrs , 4 nights out , if you do extra shifts ( I won’t ) then obviously it will be higher ( according to my Mrs the letter with my pay slip states there paying £50 bonus on top of shift payment , I assume up until xmas but not seen letter so I’m guessing that ) .
Hope it helps
UKtramp:
adam277:
How much are Stobart paying take home if you don’t mind saying?Not enough Adam. It is livable but not enough.
More or less then £500? Also are Stobarts paid hourly?
adam277:
UKtramp:
adam277:
How much are Stobart paying take home if you don’t mind saying?Not enough Adam. It is livable but not enough.
More or less then £500?
It really depends on what shift you are doing, what days you work, ie does your week include a sat or sun or overtime with additional shifts etc. An average week you will draw £480 in your hand. Unfortunately tramping you will take around £600 but this will include your night out money so it really only looks good on your take home rather than simply your wage. Better off on days although they will be on the long side of 15 and 12 hrs.
Adam,
there you go Imgur: The magic of the Internet
Rates and Examples by Stobart
Tipperdipper1:
Adam,
there you go Imgur: The magic of the InternetRates and Examples by Stobart
Mom-fri 60hrs @£10.40ph…
Doing ■■■■ loads of hours just to make your hourly rate seem reasonable is crazy.
