LETS SWAP JOBS

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Right then, just suppose you could swap jobs with anyone for a week, you do their job , they do yours,
What job would you like to try ■■ traffic cop ■■? vosa officer ■■? Madonna’s personal assistant ■■?
or Who’s job would you like for a week ■■? Jon Bon Jovi perhaps ■■? David Cameron ■■? Richard Branson ■■? Willie Stobart ■■? ( or Ashley ■■? ) I hope I haven’t started a really long thread cos it will soon be Christmas and we will have to start thinking about the children… oooh , theres an idea, who wants to be a school teacher. ■■? NOT ME.

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I’ll be a refugee. No work… live in luxury. :slight_smile:

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peterm:
I’ll be a refugee. No work… live in luxury. :slight_smile:

Yeah, because that’s the reality of life as a refugee isn’t it…

…maybe in Paul Dacres head

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I once had a job re-dressing strippers at a ■■■■■■■■■■, for 2 quid an hour …

… thats all I could afford. :laughing:

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Rikki’s job…Sort this place out! :unamused:

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id like to swap jobs with my local indian retraunt owner, 3 wives nice house big bently open up at 11am bark a few order go home and choose which wench to have a go on…beats 60hrs a week trucking

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Durex tester! :unamused:

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Holly Willoughby,s ■■■ slave :sunglasses: , OK I know she hasn,t really got one, but I can dream :laughing:

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robroy:
Holly Willoughby,s ■■■ slave :sunglasses: , OK I know she hasn,t really got one, but I can dream :laughing:

mmmmmmmmm, Willoughby’s wallabies, dribble dribble.

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truckerjon:
Durex tester! :unamused:

I hear they make you work a week in hand! :laughing: :laughing: Yes I know…the old ones are the best!

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I’ll like to be the pyhsio for Britains Olympic female beach volleyball team. But seriously I’ve always wished I was a professional artist like my late uncle, he drew for several well known magazines.

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Yaya Toure for a week (or two maybe as he’s only on £220k p.w.),as long as there are no midweek games that week!.

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truckerjon:
Durex tester! :unamused:

There used to be a place in Shawbury where they do that :blush: , my ex had a cousin work there :blush:

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robroy:
Holly Willoughby,s ■■■ slave :sunglasses: , OK I know she hasn,t really got one, but I can dream :laughing:
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oh if only, i do have something for miss holly willoboobie

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working the mobile breast screening machine

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hotel magnum:
working the mobile breast screening machine

:open_mouth:…I won’t be going

I wouldn’t mind being a vet :wink:

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super car tester :slight_smile:

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Gordon Ramsay’s job.

Shout a lot. Swear a lot. Argue a lot. Call people idiots a lot. Cook great food.

Actually, I pretty much do all of that already so I’ll stay as I am thanks. :stuck_out_tongue: :wink: :sunglasses: :laughing:

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Coffeeholic:
Gordon Ramsay’s job.

Shout a lot. Swear a lot. Argue a lot. Call people idiots a lot. Cook great food.

Actually, I pretty much do all of that already so I’ll stay as I am thanks.

what about the t.v. show? don’t you have one already?

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our traffic planners i could do a better job