Are they subject to the same lighting regs as proper auxiliary lights? There’re a couple of MAN tippers around Oxford that feel the need to dazzle oncoming traffic with bright red “MAN” signs in the dark. Looks tacky and must reflect in the windscreen. I’ve seen some (slightly) less gaudy ones on tractor units which don’t shine like a lighthouse, so could these MAN ones be cheap All Ride Lymm Truckstop special offers that don’t have a dimmer switch?
Just curious, I’m not turning ginger beer and wanting one for myself. 
Yeah i doubt that, ill even bet youve got frilly curtains already…ha ha
You just need a massive dream catcher and England flag next Muckster.
Followed by 2 Michelin men, 3 Kelsa light bars, 100 spotlights, some ’ tribal tattoo ’ stickers and extra low mudflaps, and then you will be a real trucker.
ha ha .have you missed anything.
truckyboy:
ha ha .have you missed anything.
A Limp ■■? 
Of course, thank’s for the reminder TB.
A number plate with your nickname on it, positioned in your windscreen!
eagerbeaver:
Of course, thank’s for the reminder TB.A number plate with your nickname on it, positioned in your windscreen!
I used to have one of those but strangely, it got nicked.
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Or the ubiquitous elongated runny egg stain down ones front. Or would that come under dribbling?
Elite driver’s have all sorts of stains.
eagerbeaver:
Elite driver’s have all sorts of stains.
Yep. Got a sooty black stain on my tango trousers this morning after lighting the yard bonfire.
Missed out the matador spears.
I know where there’s a brand new, in box, not been used VOLVO one if anybody is interested. Pm me.
btw. I’ve held up my hands to frilly curtains 
, I’ve got a Belgian reg plate with my name on, and a dreamcatcher , but can I just distance myself from this pointless piece of crap, that’s a step too far .so…It AINT mine !
My son in law lost his job so he is flogging it. 
eagerbeaver:
You just need a massive dream catcher and England flag next Muckster.Followed by 2 Michelin men, 3 Kelsa light bars, 100 spotlights, some ’ tribal tattoo ’ stickers and extra low mudflaps, and then you will be a real trucker.
Oh dear, my Mrs just bought me a union jack bed cover for me regular bed in me wagon
eagerbeaver:
You just need a massive dream catcher and England flag next Muckster.
You’ve just reminded me, I had an Oxfordshire flag somewhere and I haven’t a Scooby where that went. Why buy a dreamcatcher? I can just speed up when a pheasant crosses the road and get the same effect for free.
That’s most patriotic Scouse one! But unless your new machine sails on the Mersey, it ain’t a Union Jack.
It’s a Union flag.
eagerbeaver:
That’s most patriotic Scouse one! But unless your new machine sails on the Mersey, it ain’t a Union Jack.It’s a Union flag.
Bog off Smarty pants
Sorry pal.
Turned into my old man then for a few minutes. Good job it’s stopped.
Don’t fancy rooting my Mum.