well here i am, parked in the rest area near great dunmow on the a120 awaiting recovery. Next to me is a Suttons wagon. looking over I can see the driver reading a glossy magazine. As he does so I see him smiling and laughing to himself as he gently strokes the pages. This mag. top shelf I can hear you all say. Well no. This mag. was the lowest of the low. This truck driver was actually reading - Caravan weekly- and oh yes I am bored, 7 hours now ,
Stop whingeing, you snivelling sod!! This means I’ll have to do without any wine tonight!!!
Iv just got home, shall I get a nice cold beer out the fridge for ya 
mrs5l:
Stop whingeing, you snivelling sod!! This means I’ll have to do without any wine tonight!!!
I suppose this is one of the occasions where we have to overlook the rules on personal insults. 
highbridge flyer:
Iv just got home, shall I get a nice cold beer out the fridge for ya
Got b &b booked in a pub. Thanks for the thought though. That’s if this ducking wrecker ever gets here.
Staying at the Bell pub in Hoddesdon Herts. If anyone fancies a pint.
are you sure it wasnt just the cover of a caravan weekly?
Nothing wrong with caravans, they kept in a job for the last 11 years(until last week). I found that delivering the caravans was the easy bit, it was the dealers and customers who wound me up 
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Oh well, I finally had enough of them, and changed jobs last week. No more caravans
mrs5l:
Stop whingeing, you snivelling sod!! This means I’ll have to do without any wine tonight!!!
This is FAR better than eastenders go on mi duck…give him some stick
JB:
mrs5l:
Stop whingeing, you snivelling sod!! This means I’ll have to do without any wine tonight!!!This is FAR better than eastenders
dont worry she did. Didn’t get home till 21.30 on sat. Finally pretended mobile phone battery was flat but dont tell her 
Finally pretended mobile phone battery was flat but dont tell her
some how i yhink shell find out