Just been sorting my cab out and applying my feng shui to maintain my ‘Tarts Boudoir’ theme, complete with new tassels for my poofy curtains . 
I find it works as a direct contrast to my over butch macho image…anyway enough of that, I’ve just bought the ultimate accessory to enhance the ambiance .
Reminds me, haven’t had kippers for breakfast for ages
Be ideal, for creating the right mood, when getting the Kleenex out whilst watching a suitable video.
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Be ideal, for creating the right mood, when getting the Kleenex out whilst watching a suitable video.
Think that Quote might give me a nightmare tonight
“Smells like my ■■■■■■”? The reason they stopped people like her from swimming in the sea is because it made the fish smell.
Does that vlogger Angelica Larson sell that type of Candle.
the maoster:
“Smells like my ■■■■■■”? The reason they stopped people like her from swimming in the sea is because it made the fish smell.
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Emperors new clothes…
Selling sand to the Arabs?
Sadly it’s marketing genius. As much as I’d love a candle that smells of Gwinny’s ■■■■■■, I can’t have one because they’ve sold out.
She’s the one larfin’ all the way to her Swiss bank account/s.
yourhavingalarf:
Emperors new clothes…Selling sand to the Arabs?
Sadly it’s marketing genius. As much as I’d love a candle that smells of Gwinny’s ■■■■■■, I can’t have one because they’ve sold out.
She’s the one larfin’ all the way to her Swiss bank account/s.
Yep…have you clocked the price of it? 
Too many ■■■■ s have far too much ■■■■ money 
…and I want to be one of em.
Btw found a cheaper version on the net, a bit more err down market, but I ain’t Rikki’s best mate at the moment 
…so I dare not post it.
robroy:
Yep…have you clocked the price of it?
I most certainly did…
At £184.20 + £13.53 P&P!
That’s £197.73 for a fishy candle.
Which Gwyneth Paltrow is selling them? The one who stars in movies and lives in Hillywood? Or the one who recently changed her name from Dockyard Doris and lives in the Juniper Berry?
If anyone’s interested my mrs sells her used Frenchie ones…
Now I will confess I haven’t washed em since I’ve been wearing them, ■■■■, they are a steal at £55 a pair + expenses and can be tailed to your individual sensory desires.
Shes also doing a limited run called ‘the bakers edition’.
These monthly treats include ‘the big yeasty’, "cherry bakewell’ and the ever popular ‘apple slice’ but they are a limited run each month so be quick as her seafood range is currently offline due to the China issue, but rest assured the ever popular creamy cod is fully available for the Brexit celebration brigade [emoji322]
Pm for a full discretionary rundown of options an accompanying condiments should you fancy a meal deal, or for any special requests you may be looking to achieve.
Many thanks,
Captain Frapp.
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andy187:
Here’s the male version for you Rob0
Errr thanks, but no thanks.
Dont need one of them rob. Plenty of them driving about in units the now. Only thing is when they leave the cab the smell goes with them.
190 quid?
Smells a bit fishy to me
all you need to do is get your gentlemans relish hd bluray lesbian ■■■■■■■■ all good to go,open a couple of tins of tuna and leave then in front of the night heater,and voila,its as good as being in the same room as them. 
The-Snowman:
190 quid?
Smells a bit fishy to me
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^dont get ripped off.
its only £119 on ebay if you order it from america… 
The-Snowman:
190 quid?
Smells a bit fishy to me
It’s actually a bargain mate.
The last time I went smelling ■■■■■■ the missus found out. Cost me a [zb]ing house
dieseldog999:
The-Snowman:
190 quid?
Smells a bit fishy to me^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^dont get ripped off.
its only £119 on ebay if you order it from america…
Bargain!..
I’ll take two please.
It’s the closest I’m ever gonna get to a ■■■■■■■■■.
